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FED2k Big Brother-Season Two


DukeLeto

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"Hi, it's me, lowlymarine, your host for FED2k Big Brother!

And this is my cohost, (Deleted due to lack of permission to use original character, permission denied.)!"

(Deleted due to lack of permissionto use original character, permission denied.): Hi!

"I know we don't usually have cohosts, but the International Association for the Empowerment of Women as Reality TV Show Hosts® has kindly petitioned ABCBS-NBCNN in the form of burning down our headquarters! So, on with the show!"

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"Great! Network censors have drug Galaxy away! Well, that's...nice. I hope they have pulled out good insurance on the new network headquarters.

Anyways, this is my new cohost, Fred. He's not a perfect fit, but he'll do."

Fred: Please! Don't hurt me!!

"OK...well, on with the show...

First, lets meet our houseguests:

TMA_1: New this season, we were too lazy to get any backgrounds on the new folk.

Dunenewt: Famous for his "Destruction of Ordos" mod.

Kahn: See TMA's entry. Descea...evicted.

Earthnuker: Notorius for his anti-WestWood comments and recent mod-in-progress for Emporer.

ExAtreides: FanFic moderator here at FED2k

Twin-Head: My very good friend. Notorious for irratating ExAtreides. :P

Ethan: This guy is also doing a mod for Emporer, and, uh...yeah.

VigilVirus: Known for getting in flame wars with Emprworm. Not, as you might think, Vilgent.

Andrewabc: See TMA's entry again.

Nema Fakei: Global moderator here at FED2k.

Akriku: Landsraad here at, you guessed it, FED2k.

Scytale: Permanent resident of Gob's Dungeon here at...oh, you know!

OK, that's our batch of clueless losers for this season! Now, a word about the house.

We have cameras discreetly hidden throughout the hou..."

Kahn: AGGH! THERE'S A CAMERAMAN IN THE BATHROOM!

"OK, maybe 'discreetly' is the wrong word...

We even have cameras in the shower, bathroom, etc...Of course, using them would be morally wrong, but that shouldn't concern us.

Ok, taht's all the time we have for today. Join us again tomorrow for another fun-filled episode of FED2k Big Brother! We'll close by eavesdropping on the houseguests."

ExAtreides: So, anyone want an alliance...

The Lady Jessica: I vote to evict that bastard ExAtreides!

ExAtreides: Who the h*ll are you?

"Eh...hehe...guards!"

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