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FED2k Big Brother-Season Two


DukeLeto

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"Hello agian, and welcome back to FED2k Big Brother! Today, we get started!"

Day 1:

Today the houseguests are getting to know each other. And their hitting it off well! Only one hospitalizing wound! And DuneNewt is in stable condition!

Day 2:

"Hello, houseguests! How are ya?"

Houseguests: *Groan* Fine.

"Good! Now let's get down to business! Today is the food challenge! Since we have no budget, we'll be combining it with our eviction challenge. In the back yard, you'll find 12 machine-gun nests. Gpo out back now and chose one."

Houseguests walk outside and chose MG posts.

"OK, sleep their, because we had to hock the beds!"

Houseguests: WHAT?!

"Good night!"

Day 3:

"Good morning!"

Houseguests: Grr.

"OK, today's challenge is simple. Be the first one to be trampled by the 40 ton elephants, you lose! begin!"

*Sound of maching gun fire, elephant noises...then, blood-curtling scream.*

"OK, Kahn loses. Time to blow the elephants."

Houseguests: Blow the elephants...?

All of a sudden, the elephants begin to well up and then they explode, showering blood and guts everywhere.

"Ok, I'll be hiding in my bullet-prooof house now. Go shower!"

Join us next time on...FED2k Big Brother!

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