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Acriku

Acriku

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The 2nd is shrek, i don't know about the other 2.

Here's one

'So the aliens can't read our minds.'

Another

'Hey, ______* bought us all red corvetes. WOHHOO[crash] I'm OK!'

*left blank 'cuz it would give away the movie

That Adam Sandler movie...Something to do with money...lots of money...Mr Big? Can't remember...

My first one is my favorite. I love that movie. Think crazy Irish man.

Scytale ooooh that's on the tip of my tongue! Black Hawk Down? Argh...:)

Timenn

Timenn

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"Never trust anything that bleeds for 3 to 7 days and doesnt die"

Hehe, South Park...

But stay with the quotes. And too make it better look. Put a number before it. So if people reply, you can see at which quote (a NEW number)

12. 'Sir, just one thing, if we should happen to trip on a landmine, what do we do?''Well... normal procedure is, lieutenant, to jump 200 feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area'

13. 'If I was human I would say: go to hell!... if I was human'

jacobdouds

jacobdouds

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Theres a movie of battlefield earth!!!!!1111oneone

I never knew.

"You know its remarkable how in no way does england look anything like southern california."

(or something to that effect)

"For as long as I can remember ive had memories"

Timenn

Timenn

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yes, and stay with the quotes!

Please put numbers with your quotes!

Ok, Q72, I'll put them all together:

1. "what aint no country I've heard about"

2. "im goin to go get the paper, get the paper."

3. "The Almighty says He can get me out of this, but He's pretty sure you're fucked! Wahaha!"

4. "Do you think he is compensating for something? Hehehe"

5. "Oh, come right in. Don't let the fact that my door is closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office."

6. "One day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets"

7. "So the aliens can't read our minds."

8. "Hey, ______* bought us all red corvetes. WOHHOO[crash] I'm OK!"

9. "What must I do?"

10. "Never stop seeking Immortal life"

11. "i'm gonna shoot me some skinnys"

12. "Sir, just one thing, if we should happen to trip on a landmine, what do we do?''Well... normal procedure is, lieutenant, to jump 200 feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area"

13. "If I was human I would say: go to hell!... if I was human"

14. "They can fix anything."

15. "You know its remarkable how in no way does england look anything like southern california."

16. "For as long as I can remember ive had memories"

Ok, 16 quotes, of all posts gathered (without the answered ones)

See if you can guess them:

Hmmm, 15... I did know that one

And Earthnuker: 12 is wrong.... And 13 is actually from VI (Undiscovered Country) but you know the idea :)

nampigai

nampigai

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3. "The Almighty says He can get me out of this, but He's pretty sure you're fucked! Wahaha!"

Bravehart, one thing I've been wondering about is when the word fuck was invented?

quoudam72

quoudam72

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"one thing I've been wondering about is when the word fuck was invented?"

I would have to say from an educated guess that when God confused the nations at the Tower of Babel. But that is just my guess. :-X

DjCiD

DjCiD

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About the word "Fuck"

As per request and to follow rules I am hidding most of the vulgarity...

Here is a LINK to the original site i got it from

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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Aggression: Fuck you!

Agreeable: Fucking A.

Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?

Confusion: What the fuck?

Deception: Fucking liar.

Denial: I didn't fucking do it.

Despair: Fucked again.

Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business.

Directions: Fuck off.

Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that?

Disgust: Fuck me.

Dismay: Oh, fuck it.

Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?

Fraud: I got fucked by the used car dealer.

Greetings: How the fuck are you?

Incompetence: He's a fuck up.

Laziness: He's a fuck off.

Lost: Where the fuck are we?

Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.

Perplexity: I know fuck all about it.

Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.

Puzzelled: How the fuck do I know?

Rebellion: I don't give a fuck what he said!

Resignation: Oh, fuck it!

Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!

Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?

Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.

It can be used as an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business - "How did I wind up in this fucking job?"

It can be maternal as in - "Motherfucker."

It can be political - "Fuck Bill Clinton."

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer

"Where is all this fucking water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

Today, say to some one... FUCK YOU![/hide]

If you want you can listen to some of it here...

http://www.twoguys.org/~gregh/fword.wav

Terror

Terror

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1 "you are alright, for a human"

2 "you have been measured, you have been weighed and you have been found wanting"

3 "Then you shall be my foxy lady!"

4 "Who are you? | I am the monsters mother!"

5 "You, lighten up!.. You your in big trouble.. You get in the car!"

6 "Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors"

7 "don't worry, me and my team of ultimate badasses will protect you"

8 "i'm ready.... ready to get it on!"

DjCiD

DjCiD

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uhm DjCid have you told me this once on the channel?

well this has been around for a while so you may have heard it from some one else before... I think it was Denis Lery that did an original of it and ppl just kept expanding....

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