Incoming asteroid

[IxianMace]

Has anyone heard any news about the asteroid that is supposedly going to hit Earth in about 2017? Last time I heard about it, the astronomers were still confirming whether or not it was going to impact with the Earth or not. ???

[Twin-Head]

Do you know where its supposed to hit?

[Timenn]

According to the chaos-theory, you should jump right now!... And the asteroid will miss earth :)

But don't you mean a comet? That one is alot bigger then an asteroid...

[Emperor Harkonnen]

It won't hit, I heard that about two months ago

[Timenn]

Thanks for jumping then :)

[guusr5644]

heyyy i told ya that in the judgment day topic!!!!!

[The_Sadukar]

I've head thet the chances for it to dear ol' mother Earth is 1:100000

[Terror]

aah pff. bring it on!.

[Anathema]

Chances are better that some nut freak starts a nuclear war and that everybody dies- so I wouldn't worry to much about asteroids or comets.

[DjCiD]

Chances are better that some nut freak starts a nuclear war and that everybody dies- so I wouldn't worry to much about asteroids or comets.

what about saddam?! :P ;D

[Anathema]

He doesn't have mass destruction weapons, and long range nukes are even harder to get- I doubt the whole world is going to nuke eachother if Sadam throws just a single nuke on say Israel.

[emprworm]

I've head thet the chances for it to dear ol' mother Earth is 1:100000

ASTERIOD: Ok, you loser earthlings. You're mine.

LOTTERY AGENT: Mr. Asteriod, please choose a number between 1 and 100,000.

ASTERIOD: Ooh, ya, baby. I like these odds. Much better than the 1 in a billion I'm used to. I'm comin for you all you pidly humans. You're going down.

[DjCiD]

whats this i heard something about him talking about the US and bio-chemical warfare?

i know he cant reach the US from over there but what was he planing? I didnt catch the whole ting on CNN last nite so im still unsure of what was said...

[Anathema]

....

Am I supposed to laugh now?

[DjCiD]

;D i am ;D

arent there a lot of near misses everyday that we dont even know about

[Anathema]

I know what you mean- everybody is trying to kill me- I bet they're trying to snipe me from my neighbours house right now. But I'm one step ahead on you guys! I'LL GET YOU!

[Dunenewt]

How many nuts do you know that are in possesion of a weapon of mass destruction?

[Anathema]

Depends on your defenition of nuts. If extremist muslim countries included...quite a few.

[RotazoOm]

YEAH OH MY GOD WE WILL DIE!, THIS ROCK HAVE 2KM OH DAMN MAYBE WILL CRASH MY FATHER CAR LOL

No problem i will re kick this rock for space im Brasilian i play soccer lol

Br soccer sucks

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[RotazoOm]

I've head thet the chances for it to dear ol' mother Earth is 1:100000

ASTERIOD: Ok, you loser earthlings. You're mine.

LOTTERY AGENT: Mr. Asteriod, please choose a number between 1 and 100,000.

ASTERIOD: Ooh, ya, baby. I like these odds. Much better than the 1 in a billion I'm used to. I'm comin for you all you pidly humans. You're going down.

Great emprworm !!!!!!

[GhostHunter]

lol Theres a new one every dam week "Scientists are glad asteriod C is not going to hit earth in 2145, so they made up 10 more that are gonna hit, be afraid all, be very very afraid"

[Desert_Eagle25]

I'm not really worried about asteroids or comets or whutever they are....they can easily be destroyed, or dodged. I'm really worried about global warming and holes in the Ozone layer...i just heard theres a brand new one...both of them combined are bigger than antartica...eek... :O

[Terror]

tssh, EAT ME you dirty asteroids. I will kick your tiny arse

[Anathema]

You do that. I'll depart in my spaceshuttle to mars to get help :P.

[Terror]

How can those tiny green men help us? You need gunpowder for that!