My virtual party

[DukeLeto]

Edric and his remaining guards are futilely laying seige to the house. Of course, no one inside cares, so...

DukeLeto continues to slowly devour the bowl of potato chips he stole.

[Desert_Eagle25]

*puff puff*

where am i..?!

O_O

*falls on ground*

[Edric O]

Edric wonders wtf is he still doing there, takes his guards and leaves for good.

[nemafakei]

{Nema stands in the corner, plotting cheerfully, and casually inspecting the package given to him. Then, he walks over to Exatreides, and clouts him around the head, stunning him.}

Improper behaviour will not go unnoticed.

[The_Sadukar]

after 2 hours and 30 min, I reapper from the bedroom followe by the two chanis, the 3 Irulans lies on the bed, faintet ;D, then suddely my mind clears, i grab the phone, and calls Muad'Dib and Stilgar.

[Anathema]

After a lot of spice beer in combination with joints Earthnuker hallucinates and gets convinced he is the Kwisatz Haderach.

[DukeLeto]

DukeLeto is let back in. (It's been two days!)

He marches in, surrounded by his guards. He goes over and sits next to Vilgent.

"Greetings, Mentat" says the duke.

Vilgent simply nods.

[DjCiD]

{Aloud:} I suggest getting a reverend mother to convert the blue stuff before you try and drink it

Hey is that electric blue kool-aid?

*slurp*

aaaggghhhhh!!!

stumbels over to Earthnuker and enjoys the hallucinations

{thinking to self} shold of done the Electric Kool-aid Acid Test.....

http://www.tomwolfe.com/electrickoolaid.htm <-- a link about book and authur

[Edric O]

Edric O is making a fortune cloning Chani and Irulan. They're a real hit at parties!

I wonder if anyone knows about the self-destruct button... ah well. *calls Nema at the party and tells him how to control the clones*

[exatreide]

nema. i never left the bed room...how could you hit me.....i locked the door ;D.

i'll come out when i'm good an ready darn it! :)

[ordos45]

Is walking calmly to the door and then pulls a lasgun. The door is blown apart, and then Ex is clobbered over the head and knocked out.

(There you go Nema, he can't escape your wrath.)

[exatreide]

*grabs nemas dictionary and tosses it out the window. then clobers him upside the head with irulen. she was already sleeping..

takes all of nemas pocket dictionarys and back up dictionarys and tosses them out the window to duke leto.*

carrys the sleeping irluen to the bedroom with the reinforced 80 ton stell doors a shield comes over the door to......i'll come out when i am darn ready to darnit!

*moaning resumes*

[DukeLeto]

The duke and Vilgent continue to plot for the downfall of House harkonnen. One of Edric's rogue guards if frying attendants. Leto's troops stand still, not wanting the duke thrown out again.

[GhostHunter]

<< Vilgent and Leto now plot over a table, Vilgent takes out a knife and throws it without turning his head, a man falls dead, his face wrinkles, a face dancer, Leto smiles, and the ploting continues >>

[Lord J]

Lord Johnsonius goes up to Edric and starts asking about Murbella clones (Remember Murbella from the last few Dune books? Heheheheh) after which he gets on his cell phone and invites over some of his Orhkish and Klingon friends from the FanFic section.

[Acriku]

I walk to the door intently making loud clomping sounds with my strapped boots. I execute a perfect but light kick to the double-enforced lock, easily breaking it and thus swinging it wide open. I stepped aside as a SWAT element rushed inside, creating havoc and chaos. {end scene}

{fade in with SWAT vehicles surrounding the driveway}

-Irulan is dragged outside with only a sheet, charged with statuatory rape.

-Ex is not far behind, naked because Irulan took the sheet, and is charged with underage drinking and possession of alcohol, and the rape of the Irulan while she was asleep, as she reports.

-Earthnuker is dragged out in a bloody body bag because of his incompliance with orders, and was going to be charged with first-degree murder and illegal use of marijuana.

-Supposed host of the party, The Sardaukar jumps from the roof and lands on a nearby local police car, also escaping charges in underage drinking, prankcalls to the WhiteHouse, illegal use of marijuana and illegal cloning.

-Edric O's guards are easily brought out, charged with multiple murders, and affiliation with illegal cloning.

-Edric O is thrown out, then tackled by 5 local lieutenant officers, later charged with illegal cloning and attempting to escape.

-Desert is dragged out, passed out and smelly, and when awoken is charged with illegal use of marijuana.

-Nema walks out and inhales the fresh air. Then casually walks off to the Tom Clancy Convention. Later He is detained for alleged harrassment and assault, following the interrogation of Ex.

-Ordos45 is willingly arrested for stalking of Nema Fakei, who has placed charges.

-DukeLeto is dragged outside, apparently shouting "I am the Kwisatch! Fear me! Fear me!". He is charged with illegal use of marijuana, pleads insanity and is sent to the nearby mental facility.

-Dj Cid is found in the bathtub drawing musical notes in manure on the bathroom wall. He is charged with illegal use of marijuana and is set free from an anonymous bail payment.

-Usul is pulled out of the chimney half-naked and frantically reading Break Point, and is charged with vandalism of property. He is admitted to the same facility.

-Quondam is found 10 blocks down in his big white van, caught redhanded with tampering of private phone lines and invasion of privacy, The_Sardaukar presses charges at full extent.

{fade out with credits and theme "Bad Boys"}

[Gobalopper]

And this my friends is the end of our story...