Dune Jokes

[nampigai]

Stalin was a great and nice man...................in a way..........or......maybe............he was just great......or something........

[evilbaronatreides]

Stalin was a stupid peasent who should have been ran over as a child... Trotsky on the other hand, was slightly less totaltarianish

[thomas]

stalin was an idiot.

[alphabeta4000]

stalin =gob, gob=stalin

it makes perfect sense!!!!

we are doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is this in my pocket. Must be gold fish!!!!!

Damn pocket has hole. Gets out a envelope and sends it off.

3 days later tons of goldfish arrive. And we all get high.

[nampigai]

c'mon what did he ever do to you, I think that Stalin is the one inside of santa.....

[exatreide]

Um.................... stalin was a great man in the fact that he helped russia out of a major depresion. he was a idiot in the fact that he trusted hittler would not atack him and the fact that he killed or sent to sibera all of his good generals. some people think thats why he got his ass punched when the nazies first invaded the motherland. now give me a hit off that g

[nampigai]

I think Stalin was exactly as big a psyco as Hitler. They both killed millions of people for the beliefs, both political and religious.

They where both adicted to power and sweeped away everyone who was against them.

The worst thing today is that people seem to polarise like they did back in the '20 and '30, with neo-nazis, and comunists. But hopefully we've learned from history!!!!

[ordos45]

Some idiots will never learn from history.  BTW a tip for people with Journalism classes.  DON'T go to a white supremcy leader's compound for an interview with someone who is not white in the passenger seat.  I had to learn that the hard way.

[nampigai]

got it! Dunno wether to laugh or cry.

[thomas]

nevermind.

[evilbaronatreides]

what does that have to do with anything??? and it was not Stalin that led Russia out of a depression, it was Lenin. Stalin let about 20 million of his people die of starvation

[evilbaronatreides]

and also Stalin did the Great Purge, which killed most of his staff

[alphabeta4000]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fthg42]

Goldfish can get you high?  I didn't know that.    :O

Well, you could always saturate them in some sort of drug...

*prepares spice-essenced goldfish*

[nemafakei]

Most people are idiots in their own ways. Stalin simply was given (or obtained) enough power to let it show on 20 million people. Gob is idiot enough to let us carry on insulting him. Meanwhile, we have few dune jokes emerging.

[ordos45]

Q. What did the sardaukar say when he heard a noise?

A. He didn't say anything he just started shooting.

[quoudam72]

Q. How many Mentats does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Calculation none Mentats don't change light bulbs.

[evilbaronatreides]

huh now that you mention it, comparing anyone to stalin is an insult

[alphabeta4000]

gold fish ! gold fish!!!!!!!!

[fthg42]

Are you sure you wouldn't rather have SARDINES??   ;D ;D ;D

Or maybe a sardine elite?

[nemafakei]

Here we go again with the sardines.

How many Tleilaxu does it take to change a light bulb?

- 3: One to make up the height difference, one to actually change the thing, and one to make the new one out of living tissue and sanctify it.

[fthg42]

Well, sardines are obviously what one would use in a forum about Dune Jokes when goldfish is mentioned...

...or at least what i'd use...

[thomas]

goldfish are orange fish shaped crackers, and sardines are shock troopers and a type of fish.

:D

[fthg42]

That's what I meant...

what flavor goldfish does everybody like?  Anybody like a non-cheddar flavor?

[thomas]

regular is the best!!!!!!!!!! ;D the others aren't as strong ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D