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Spamming is not a common occurence on this forum, but whe it happens, it annoys me........  who feels the same???

Should there be harsher punishments to spammers???

Posted

I think the system Gob has will help prolong the success and life of the forums and website. He's like the president (dear God not Bush), and did not have sexual relations with Mahdi. (joke joke joke do not ban for this)  ;D

Posted

And what's wrong with Bush?  Is saving money not enough for you people?  We have to waste our money on Socialist programs and bureacracies too?  The only good liberal was FDR.

Anyway, I never saw SPAM on this board.  GOB does a good job administrating, too.  I'm sure he'll leave this post alone and my "Death Of Emperor" article.

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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

you can here it here:

http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/sketches.cgi?spamenu.wav

http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/sketches.cgi?muchspam.wav

http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/sketches.cgi?w-ospam.wav

http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/sketches.cgi?lovespam.wav

Posted

lol guys chill out. frankly its freaking funny how people have turned this topic (which shouldnt have been made in the first place because its obvious spamming is stupid) and started spamming it. its called good humor. and whats even better is they spam the thread with "Spam" T.M. products.lol genius

Posted

its spamming spam with spam (and a bit of monty python too... "What do you mean you don't like spam!?")

spamming spam with spam?

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