The Drunk Thread

[Dragoon Knight]

OK, so I'm drunk.  Pretty damned drunk.  Don't often get this way.  SO HA.

Anyway, new rule.  You can only post in this thread when you're driunk.  That is, if I don't delete this thread when I'm sober again.  Or some Mod doesn't come al;ong and delete it on my behalf.  IU think it will be a good way of something.  SOMETHING I SAY.

SO opst.  POST I mean.  When you're drnnk.

I was out with EWS and his girlfirend for the first time in a while.  First time I've seen her and she's really nice.  EWS has LONG HAIR, which doesn't happen.  It's either short and curly, or shorty annd PINK.  That's right PINK.  HA!

So durnk.  BE DRUNK.  Post.  It will be most amusing, as I'm sure lots of people will find this thread.  Or not.  I don't care, the room is moving and it won't stop so I'm gonna lie down.  Yeha.

[Dunenewt]

I'm not drunk, but last time I was really drunk, I'd had a bottle of wine to myself, five bottles of beer, three rum and cokes, and twenty vodka shots.  What have you been drinking?

[Dragoon Knight]

Thins.

I mean things.  Cider I thknk.  Not stronghb ow like I asked for, but something else.

Yiou are breaking the rules!  I demaned you down 4.5 pints of Vodka to remedy the situatiom/

[Dunenewt]

I hate Strongbow!  It makes me feel so sick.  We have White Lightning with cheap Blackcurrant squash at uni though...yum!

[Dragoon Knight]

I can't feel my teeth.  Or rather, Ic an but it's dulled.  Which is probably worse.

Any cider will do.  I think I should find some food, and there are NO KEBABS.  Which is a travesty.  Or a tragedy.  Depends if Steps are here or not.  Or was it SCLUB7, I forget.

ANYWAY drunk.  Lies.  Trout.  Also food/, need food.

[Dunenewt]

Chicken and chips is what you need!  As greasy as possible to complete the experience.  I have to wake up at 5AM...I really should get to bed soon.

[Dragoon Knight]

5am does not exist, it is a silly hour and I hereby ban it.

But I like your thinking with the meats and whatnot.  I shall scout my kitchen for perishables that require minimum cookingh time.  Mic rowaves are friends.  Or something.

I'm surp[ries I'm remembering my colour code.  I've been using it for so long it's automatic.  How anout that?

[Dunenewt]

I always have a supply of egg waffles from Aldi (because they're cheap) ready for after a night out, if I forget to buy anything on the way back, or just have run out of money.

[Dragoon Knight]

Now I want waffles

[Dunenewt]

With chocolate spread, or maple syrup?

[Dragoon Knight]

no with salt/  And maybe some of those little pizzas that come in 12 packs.  Used to love those.

Sadly we don't have waffles.  I don't think I'd be qualified top cook them anyweay.  Me + drunk + hot things = CSI: Scotland.  So microwaves.

[Dunenewt]

You can eat them cold.

[Dragoon Knight]

To food and bed i go/  Maybe this topic won't exist in the mornign or afternoon, depends on when I wake up.  Post and/opr experience it now while you can, people!

[Dragoon Knight]

You can't eat BIRDSEYE POTATO WAFFLES cold!  The'yre frozen!

[Dunenewt]

Alchemi2 has posted drunk before, maybe he'll be on later.

[Dunenewt]

You can't eat BIRDSEYE POTATO WAFFLES cold!  The'yre frozen!

That's why I said egg waffles :P

[Dragoon Knight]

I know not of thesed egg waffles of whic you speak

[Dunenewt]

They're really nice, some places call them Belgian Waffles.

[Dragoon Knight]

BED

And ham and pickle sammich. mmmmmmm/

[Dunenewt]

That wasn't the best choice surely?  I didn't think cheese went down too well after drinking?

[Khan]

cheese is awesome drunk. I might make a cheese sandwich in fact. Eastern promises and beer was a good mix!

[Andrew]

I've posted drunk lots. But not lately. Back when I was an alcoholic university student near campus.

Grease is great.

I bought a quart of white rum back in September. Only drank out of it once. I suck.

[Khan]

Heh I've had a fair few dring posts too. It never tires.

[Mihail]

This is pretty interesting. I admit that I have a certain eagerness to see Dante post in this thread. He has to be following the rules, of course.  ;) Maybe thats too much to hope for, but what can one do but hope?

To be a bit more on-topic, whenever I drink(which is very rarely), I drink only vodka. I can't spell the brand, but we call it "Goat's foot", since the (Russian) name of it includes the Russian word for "goat". As for foot, I don't know where that came from. :D But anyway, yeah. Alcohol is disgusting enough that it's a bit stupid to drink anything that is weaker than 40%.

[gunner154]

I dare post on this thread to say that I've never been drunk before.

And I will hereby stop posting in this thread, from this point on. There shall be no mention of my presence, my posts, my ideas here, because there is no point posting about being drunk when you're not drunk, or drunk when you're not drunk... Maybe when you're drunk you can't control your language no more, and you go about speaking in all sorts of tongues and going hiccups but you're still drunk anyway and no matter but you werent supposed to be drunk at all when you posted i meant me posted um...