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:D

The other day I was sitting in my living room watching TV when I heard a thump against the sliding glass door.  I turned to see a pair of squirrels in close proximity eyeing me with, as I've come to realize, hunger and bloodlust.  Now I finally understand, the squirrels are coming, THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING!!!

Just what the dog deserved, in my opinion.  Stupid mutt thinks barking at smaller animals is funny.  HA!

;)

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We always knew squirrels were violent. And not only that, you can see the reflective black evil in their beady little eyes...

Friend of mine at university tells me that every time she changes her clothes in her room a squirrel jumps onto the windowsill (she's on the third floor, I believe). So not only are these little critters bloodthirsty, they're dirty peeping toms as well.

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hihi funny you talk of squirrels. yesterday evening I was standing on the balcony and smoked my splif when I saw a squirrel climbing up the wall of the house on the opposite. I live on the 4th floor which is the last floor and a bit higher than the house on the opoosite . so that squirrel lurked into the open window and sneaked in. after about 2 minutes it came back and it had stolen something inside because it began eating. maybe it was the kitchen window  ;D

anyway, was a lot of fun to watch that tiny thing climb up the whole ceiling to the highest flat and sneak into that room. splinter cell progaming... performed by unknown squirrel  ;)

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"Friend of mine at university tells me that every time she changes her clothes in her room a squirrel jumps onto the windowsill "

I've got to ask why she doesn't close her curtains.

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I've got to ask her address and for some pictures to prove this most unbelievable story. Bet you cant prove it (God that was a useless attempt :P).

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i say we form an anti-squirrel coalition,

and have a prime objective of eliminating the obvious

threat to humanity of the squirrel menace!

death to the squirrels! death to the squirrels!

jihad! jihad!

(p.s. im not a crazy terrorist or something, i just like the movy team america a lot, baka laka daka lol)

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I like Squirrels, the little fella that sits on the fence at the bottom of my garden is quite cute and as yet hasn't eaten my neighbours dog or cats mores the pity.  :O

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What's this trend about squirrels?

It looks like an absurd movement is in the air and it's all very hot trends. It's on TV in ads, on the Internet, in jokes... I even have some "Valued Squirrel" clothes.

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"Friend of mine at university tells me that every time she changes her clothes in her room a squirrel jumps onto the windowsill "

I've got to ask why she doesn't close her curtains.

You know, it never occured to me to ask. Maybe it never occured to her either...

Then again, she did find one in her room once. Perhaps closing the curtains would be a futile gesture, quickly followed by a sticky demise.

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