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Edric O

Edric O

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Actually, it IS sick. >:(

Let me put it this way, Acriku: imagine you were in that picture in Jesus's place.

Would you still think it was funny then?

Acriku

Acriku

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Well it wouldn't make sense if I was in place of jesus now would it? If I molested some children, then yes it would make sense and you guys can laugh at it all you want. I don't plan on it, though.

nampigai

nampigai

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if you had molested kids I wouldn't laugh Acriku, I don't laugh at what the catholic priests in the US, are acused of either, I find it disgusting.

Edric O

Edric O

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Well it wouldn't make sense if I was in place of jesus now would it? If I molested some children, then yes it would make sense and you guys can laugh at it all you want. I don't plan on it, though.

Then again, Jesus never molested any children either.

Sardauker-Kirov

Sardauker-Kirov

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I don't find it funny, but it doesn't offend me either.

small brains = small pleasures

So you have small brains? ;D

I don't care if it looks disgusting, if it looks funny, I just laugh.

And I'm quite used to gore and other things that fits in that category.

So if I see a guy getting his head blown off by a saw-off shotgun.

Then I just say.

"Wow, red yoghurt coming from his head! "

I'm not a Atheist and I'm not Christian.

nampigai

nampigai

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I don't find it funny, but it doesn't offend me either.

small brains = small pleasures

So you have small brains? ;D

I don't care if it looks disgusting, if it looks funny, I just laugh.

And I'm quite used to gore and other things that fits in that category.

So if I see a guy getting his head blown off by a saw-off shotgun.

Then I just say.

"Wow, red yoghurt coming from his head! "

I'm not a Atheist and I'm not Christian.

I think this says it all doesn't it?

Sardauker-Kirov

Sardauker-Kirov

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I don't find it funny, but it doesn't offend me either.

small brains = small pleasures

So you have small brains? ;D

I don't care if it looks disgusting, if it looks funny, I just laugh.

And I'm quite used to gore and other things that fits in that category.

So if I see a guy getting his head blown off by a saw-off shotgun.

Then I just say.

"Wow, red yoghurt coming from his head! "

I'm not a Atheist and I'm not Christian.

I think this says it all doesn't it?

*Thinks*

No, not really. Sorry....... ^_^

Tell me if you make sense. ;)

ordos45

ordos45

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Those definitely need explanations. Unless they don't actually belong in the joke thread. What does WWJD stand for?

WWJD=What Would Jesus Do

DjCiD

DjCiD

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a hybrid gas/electric honda civic ... oh never mind I thought you were asking :D

Then again maybe the Heavens Angels would make him an honorary member seeing as it is Jesus and he could ride a Harley

ordos45

ordos45

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Got this in a forward:

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pepito, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good Pepito! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Pepito: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Pepito, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Cubans." "Who said that?" she demanded.

Pepito put his hand up. "J.F.K., during the Bay of Pigs invasion 1961."

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pepito says, "George Bush Sr. to the Japans Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pepito jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Pepito frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!, we better get the hell outta here!!"

Pepito said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

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