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Kiyouta

Kiyouta

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I hope you all had a visit from the Easter bunny.

No.

Easter bunny must have skipped my house this year. I hope for his sake he doesn't show up next year, else Easter Eggs wouldn't be the only thing I'm gonna break open...

On a more happier note, Happy Easter!!, and a 'Hristos a inviat' to all those that like that flavour. ;D

Super-ness

Super-ness

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easter bunny has helpers silly

how else can it get eggs or whatnot to ur door, i have one hostage as we speak, asking it to go to the elf kingdom, i gotta get back to watching it, it has a cyanide pill in its pinky

Kiyouta

Kiyouta

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easter bunny has helpers silly

how else can it get eggs or whatnot to ur door, i have one hostage as we speak, asking it to go to the elf kingdom, i gotta get back to watching it, it has a cyanide pill in its pinky

hahaha, I don't think its just the helper that needs pills of some sort :O ;D

Mahdi

Mahdi

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Easter Bunny Declared Public Enemy #12

From Reuters.

The Easter Bunny has been one of the most revered icons of childhood, right up there with Santa Claus.  That is about to change.

In a press briefing earlier this morning, the White House announced that the Easter Bunny is now considered an enemy of the state, and should be treated with extreme caution.

The Easter Bunny, AKA "Peter Cottontail", was a fluke of genetic experimentation.  In the late 1920's MIT researchers were at the forefront of bioengineering.  The leader of this project, a Dr. Randall, was attempting to prove to the world that it was possible to transfer genetic patterns between entirely different species of animals and plants.  For his experiments he had decided to try and bioengineer a rabbit with genetic strains particular to chickens as well as an ash tree with sequences unique to the cacao plant.

Unfortunately, one of Dr. Randall's research assistants mislabelled various vials and in a freakish acident never to be repeated (despite eighty years of trying) the Easter Bunny, a creature with the outword appearance of a rabbit, the reproductive organs of a chicken, and the ability to lay chocolate (sometimes cream filled eggs) was born.

Ever since then the Easter Bunny has been a staple of Americana.  Until now.

Uknown to most, the cacao plant contains highly toxic drugs which, upon ingestion, prove lethal within five days.  Diluted, these drugs produce a high similar to cocaine, although weaker and with even more horrendous after effects.

Now we come to the reasoning behind the Bush Administrations latest declaration.

It was recently discovered by a team of researchers in Australia that the Easter Bunnies fur contains the same active ingridient that makes the cacao plant toxic, but in an altered and refined form due to the unique enzymes the Bunny secrets.  If smoked, eaten, or otherwise ingested this fur will result in a high even more powerfull than crack cocaine, with comparable side-effects. 

Because of this, the White House has outlawed the consumption of any and all products brought by the Easter Bunny, and requests that you turn said products into your local law enforcment branch, and to allow your house to be thoroughly examined by accredited military consultants to find any fur that may have been left behind.  Failure to submit to any of these actions will result in the invocation of the Patriot Act.

Supporting the Easter Bunny is supporting the Drug trade.  The drug trade supports terrorists.  Therefore, supporting the Easter Bunny means you are supporting the terrorists and have committed high treason. 

Anyone caught using or trafficking Easter Bunny fur will face steep fines and a maximum of fifteen years in prison.

"This is the newest and greatest threat to our national security since 9/11", said the White House Press Secretary, "But if we work together we can get this horrible drug off of our streets, out of our schools, and away from our homes."

The current reward for any tip which results in the capture of the Easter Bunny is $7 million dollars.

At last check the street value of one kilogram of Easter Bunny fur ranged from $25000-$40000, but because it is more often found than sold the extreme prices have had little to no effect on its use.

Lord J

Lord J

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Very nice, Mahdi, You always come up with the most creative posts :)  Well...You and Navaros ;)

  Either way, Happy Easter/Passover/Ressurection. :)

Kyle

Kyle

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very hyper...hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

neways...

HAVE A VERY HOPPY EASTER! 8)

(major sugar rush from easter candy ;))

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Vanguard3000

Vanguard3000

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*Notice:  Vanguard3000 is much too lazy to break out the old 'Piter Cottontail' Easter avatar.  Those who saw it last year may bask in the memory of having seen it last year.  Those who haven't... sorry, guys; you're boned.*

A big 'whee' and suchlike for Easter.  It's even more fun whilst unemployed.

gryphon

gryphon

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I got a big egg filled all the sweets you can imagine.

I just got an egg. . and had to imagine the sweets. . . :P

[ to be hounest, I even had to buy the egg :P ]

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