Mahdi Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Like every organized person, your typical Mexican Bandito Pirate begins his day by figuring out what jobs he needs to take care of and writing out a todo list on his palm pilot.After getting dressed, the average Mexican Bandito Pirate takes a little time to himself, sitting down, relaxing, and having a little something to eat.On the way to his secret lair, the Mexican Bandito Pirate looks to the sky and sighs."What a beautiful day"At the edge of the forest that hides the secret lair of the Mexican Bandito Pirates, our friend meets up with his compatriots and together they walk the rest of the way.After discussing their plans for the daily plunder, the Mexican Bandito Pirates head to one of their many land attack crusers. This one was specifically designed to ramp off their flagship onto the targeted vessels. The shock of such a sight is often enough to make the Captain of the enemy vessel surrender immediatly.Note the prominant placement of the Mexican Bandito Pirate Flag. It's enough to make you wet yourself.Oh yeah.After a day of hard (yet oddly arousing) swashbuckling...The Mexican Bandito Pirates load up their Swagmobile with plundered booty and head on home.One of them asks to stop for a moment in order to pay homage to Big Bruce himself, at one of his many awe-inspiring shrines.After unloading and burying their well-earned Swag, the Mexican Bandito Pirates head back along the treacherous path to their secret hideaway, The Shack.All that is left to do today is sit back, crack open a cold one, and relax.Some soft, relaxing music begins playing on the CD player in the background...And after hours of revelry, drinking, and dueling, the Mexican Bandito Pirates drift off into drunken stupers, while our friend thinks about what the future holds for him...Out of nowhere a voice cries out:"Yeah right, maybe whenOur friend, startled out of his dreams and desires, thinks:But then he quickly calms himself. Tommorow is whole nother day, filled with the excitment and fun of raping houses and pillaging women. As he settles down to sleep, one final image rests in his mind:And that has been A Day in the Life of a Mexican Bandito Pirate.Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted April 7, 2004 Author Share Posted April 7, 2004 I also have it as a slideshow presentation with music and effects, if anyone is interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seal89999 Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 LOL nice one Mahdi! :DThis slideshow sounds cool.... :)Will there be a day two made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 nice palm pilot! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 As the Mahdi has informed me "Any thread with Alexis is good". ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 As the Mahdi has informed me "Any thread with Alexis is good". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordusxxx Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 what guy are u ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 he is the one picking his nose... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 This is Mahdi. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Andrew is gonna get stuffed in the dungeon for that one. :-X :) :-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Actually i just found out Mahdi has tricked us all.... he is really a BANDITA ... thats right ... Mahdi is actually a babe... :D ;) :O :-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted April 9, 2004 Author Share Posted April 9, 2004 Actually i just found out Mahdi has tricked us all.... he is really a BANDITA ... thats right ... Mahdi is actually a babe... :D ;) :O :-XBeleive me, if that were true, all of my computer time would be spent in front of a mirror instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Mahdi, you oughtn't condone swashbuclking without masks on! I know the foil has a little knob on, but it's still dangerous!I suspect the photograph of Mahdi is in fact stolen from the mattress project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoculator9 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 So when do we get to see this brilliant work in slideshow form?By the way, for those that are interested, a friend of mine designed their logo :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 So when do we get to see this brilliant work in slideshow form?By the way, for those that are interested, a friend of mine designed their logo :DWhen you go on msn and have an hour to spare to download it.And yeah, a friend of Inocs made the last pic, and did a fantastic job. Most of the rest I ahve no idea who made, they came as e-mail attachments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Actually i just found out Mahdi has tricked us all.... he is really a BANDITA ... thats right ... Mahdi is actually a babe...If he only was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 Like you'd have a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihail Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Yeah,Cyborg!Nyaaa! :PMahdi,will you go out with me? ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 sorry but mahdi's alread taken:Your government would catch him eventually if he tried to illegally enter Canada....right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihail Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Muahahahaha... ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Who would want someone like Mahdi?:D Only the devil wants him,for he is of the same kind too.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihail Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Who says I'm not the devil? ;)... :D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 @Burseg:Burseg...err....you are a male right? :DActually i just found out Mahdi has tricked us all.... he is really a BANDITA ... thats right ... Mahdi is actually a babeVomits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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