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Sense of humour(Types of)

Atomic Mitten

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Atomic Mitten

Atomic Mitten

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Can someone please tell me what kind of sense of humour I have.

I heard this joke and I can't stop laughing about it !

Here goes:

An old lady goes to see her Doctor and complains of her hearing getting worse.

So the Doctor pokes her in both eyes

The old lady exclaims " Now I can't see "!

The Doctor replies yeah, " but your hearing should improve" lol ;D

Jack Leaf

Jack Leaf

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Man went to shop. SHOVEL.

I don't understand those kind of jokes. :P

Three old, beared mans were playing golf. The first one swinged and the ball went to waterhindrace. The water splitted to two, and the ball slided to the green. The one who looked youngest swinged after that. The ball went to waterhindrace again, but it didn't drove, it just slided to the green. Now it was the oldest's turn. He swinged, and the ball went again to waterhindrace. Fish tried to eat it, but then bird took it, and the ball stayed in the fish's mouth. Just a few seconds after this hawk came and started to fight with the bird. The hawk won, and it took the fish. Golf ball flied just next to it, and it got scared. It dropped the fish, and the ball slided straight to the hole.

The youngest looked the old and said:

"Hey pa, if you want to play, make it fair!"

Acriku

Acriku

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There's hardly enough validity to take it for anything, because this isn't real-time, it isn't verbal, face-to-face, and a facade is easier to make in these forums. Not to mention that you shouldn't even care what people thought about you unless your ego drives you to caring. You think I would be making certain threads if I cared what people thought of me?

nemafakei

nemafakei

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Hm... I see what you're saying, and I do agree - this isn't a mutual appreciation society. However, occasionally it might be useful to ask someone if they think you're coming across as a bit brusque or impolite...

Apollyon

Apollyon

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Knowing what people think of you is a great step to truly understanding yourself. Of course they will only comment on one side of you, if that, but the fact that you project this side at all onto the forum might provide valuable insight. Regardless, it is also an opportunity to see how effective your "facade" is, as I'm sure every member here creates one, whether consciously or not.

alchemi2

alchemi2

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personally i love blond jokes.

Two blonds walk into a bar, OUCh you would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Weird but then wifes a brunette. lol ;D

oh atomic im not welsh or did you not read all that thread. ;)

alchemi2

alchemi2

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if u throw a blond and a burnette of equal weight and staure off a cliff, which hits the bottom first?

brunette the blond has to get directions

HeHeHe ;D

Warped maybe but no blinding lol

Inoculator9

Inoculator9

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*Opens Mahdi's closet and is crushed by horrible tide of wool hats. Initiates lawsuit, Mahdi pleads no contest, and Inoc walks away with a new hat collection, five bucks in change, and half an order of french fries*

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