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fremfedeliteNIAC

fremfedeliteNIAC

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lol thats a funny picture ill have to save that ;D

nice work inoculator :D

and id have to agree with u and andy, all dogs should die a horribly horribly painful death with fire and spikes... and stuff....

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anyways, homeward bound was... retarded..... IMO

Timenn

Timenn

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Cats rule, dogs drool. ;)

Excellent :D

Cats are so much better then dogs. Dogs see you as their leader, but the cat sees his/her self as the leader. And they manage it to get servants (the humans)

Lord J

Lord J

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Hehe, excerpt from the Cat Journal:

Wednesday, August 13, 2003.

4:30pm.

A few days ago the stupid humans has brought home this...creature. It is short, white, and about the width of the couch. They call it "Fido", or "Dog", but I know the truth. The evil humans, bent on thier plans of torture, had brought home a demon in the form of a short-legged, stinky, drooling menace.

We mostly kept our distance that first day, I could tell, it was scoping the area and planning my demise. I stayed up for as long as possible that day, 6 hours straight, but I finally fainted out of exhaustion, on top the refrigerator.

The next day, its barking woke me from my peaceful slumber. At first I thought perhaps it was trying to warn me of impending doom, but when I rose, stretched, and jumped down to head for my water bowl, I realized the bark was not a word of caution, but a cry of battle!

The infernal creature ran toward my undefended back, spinning and hissing a curse, I struck the creature's ear and achieved first blood. The seconds were as hours as I stared at the growling infidel, my hair rising on end, my voice coming out as a low-pitched snarl. He attacked! Spinning end-over-end, I clutched him in a hold known only to a few of us battle veterans, and we ended in a pile at the end of the couch.

Suddenly, we heard the living room door open, and turned just in time to be facially assaulted by a device the humans call..."Digital camera". The creature barked in suprise and jumped off the couch, leaving the arena of combat undecided... To maintain face, I jumped onto the back of the couch, dug in my claws and yowled at its retreating back.

The battle was over for that day, ending in stalemate, interuppted by the stupid human creatures. But I know this is not the end, and I will have my vengance!

Cute picture :) Cats are awesome.

lowzeewee

lowzeewee

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OK fine I will only comment on the good parts of that pic. :P :-[

I often receive forwarded-a-million-times emails containing doctored pics of animals and I think I saw that too. :)

Terror

Terror

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cats are pussies, dogs are killers. Cats are arrogant, non listening wacko's, whereas dogs are loyal, and they actually listen to what you say. They are thankfull and they can kill any cat anyday.

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