WAR PLAN FOR INVADING FRANCE

[emprworm]

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I have been developing a strategic initiative to invade & topple the bigoted French government, and liberate the French people from their brainwashing.

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OPERATION "LITTLE FRENCHMAN"

SUMMARY: A US-led military invasion of France, and a replacement of its government.

OBJECTIVE:

1. Replace the French government with minimal casualties.

2. Establish a temporary US presence in France until a new US-approved ENGLISH SPEAKING democratic government is in place.

BATTLE OP:

1. Send in a small contingent of US civillians dressed as combatants. This will have the effect of scaring most French opposittion to surrender. Send in groups of 20, each with one actual US Soldier. Boy Scouts can go in as combatants and earn extra merit badges for every white flag they count.

2. For every regiment that lands on French soil, a small contingent of grandmas with sewing materials should be constantly knitting white flags to make available in the center of town squares of each city encountered.

3. Be prepared for some resistance, as bottles, cans, and spittle can leave emotional injuries.

4. Once in Paris, have a mean looking US soldier carrying a bright US flag say with a loud voice "LES VAINQUEURS DE LANGUE ANGLAISE SONT ARRIVES! VOUS AVEZ ETE LIBERE! ANGLAIS EST MAINTENANT VOTRE NOUVELLE LANGUE!"

(ENGLISH SPEAKING CONQUERORS HAVE ARRIVED! YOU HAVE BEEN LIBERATED! ENGLISH IS NOW YOUR NEW LANGUAGE!)

Take Chirac into custody. Feed him cheeseburgers, hot dogs, and american pizza for a week, while watching videos of George Bush speeches and American bodybuilders wearing red-white-and blue speedo's who flex their muscles and say "AMERICA! AMERICA!"

Mission Successful.

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[The_Sadukar]

and I assume you are trying to prove something?

[Birdfolly]

If you're gonna write pointless stuff like that, at least make it funny. :O

[TMA_1]

hehe, i owuldnt laugh if I saw napoleon and his army at the end of my barrel. True, he was italian in origin, but trained in french tactics. If you know anything about stratagy and tactics, you will know that some of the greatest military thinkers and schools are from france. This is kinda silly dude.lol

[Davidu]

Emprworm, was that supposed to be a joke? It's just kind of pathetic...

You're just jealous that France has an independant opinion.

And WTF are you trying to prove with those hamburgers, hotdogs (junk food), american pizza (???) BTW pizza is italian.

Man, ur text is grose!

[quoudam72]

@Davidu

It is a common belief is that Italians invented the pizza, however the origins go back to the ancient times. Babylonians, Israelites, Egyptians and other ancient Middle Eastern cultures were eating flat, un-leaven bread that had been cooked in mud ovens. The bread was much like a pita, which is still common in Greece and the Middle East today. Further it is known that ancient people such as the Romans ,Greeks and Egyptians were eating the bread, topped seasoned with olive oil and native spices. The pizza the Americans eat commonly nowadays could be very much the Italian version.

[Terror]

well the topic sucks but i love the picture :)

[Davidu]

I didn't say that italians invented pizza.

You said "PITA"? That how bread is called in Transilvania (you can read it pitah). The general Romanian term is "paine" from the lat. "panem".

One thing for Emprworm: hamburgers were invented by the romans, so you'd be feeding Chirac with roman dishes!LOL

[quoudam72]

@Davidu :P

The word comes from the seaport city - Hamburg in Germany. During the time of American settlement, a lot of European immigrants moved to the New World. At that time the port of Hamburg meant the last piece of European soil immigrants felt under their feet before their voyage to the unknown. Hamburger was a food European immigrant often used to consume on the boats of the Hamburg-America Line. Like the Italians immigrant that brought in pizzas, the German immigrant brought in hamburger. Strangely enough they did not use the names for hamburger in their mother tongue (German name 'Frikadelle'). Maybe that was because the word hamburger reminded them nostalgic of their voyage and was an element of recalling their old homeland.

[Davidu]

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Anyway, interesting things you say... But I can assure you that hamburgers were invented by the romans though the name hasn't been preserved until now.

[sneezer3]

IMO I almost feel like we should bring Hitler back to teach france a lession for a while. Here we Liberated them and we'r trying to do the same for Iraq, While are old enemys Japan supports us. ::)

Take Chirac into custody. Feed him cheeseburgers, hot dogs, and american pizza for a week, while watching videos of George Bush speeches and American bodybuilders wearing red-white-and blue speedo's who flex their muscles and say "AMERICA! AMERICA!"

Mission Successful.

lol i don't know about you guys but i thought this was kinda funny.

[quoudam72]

lol sorry wrong icon I changed it. ;D

[Davidu]

np quondam... ;D

Sneezer, that looks like torture to me. That image haunts my mind...

[DukeLeto]

2. Establish a temporary US presence in France until a new US-approved ENGLISH SPEAKING

Get rid of all the f*ckin' hispanics who refuse to learn English down here in Florida first before you go put English-speaking people in France. ;)

democratic government is in place.

Why put a democratic government in France when we don't have one here? ::)

[Dude_Doc]

No worry. If there is one union (EU), there will be one president, and later one language. Probably english like in the movies :P...

[exatreide]

hehe, i owuldnt laugh if I saw napoleon and his army at the end of my barrel. True, he was italian in origin, but trained in french tactics. If you know anything about stratagy and tactics, you will know that some of the greatest military thinkers and schools are from france. This is kinda silly dude.lol

Napoleon was Corsican, not italian.

and emp for got about the french resistence

you reamber those people who blew up trains and killed germans left and right? hell by the time we got to paris they had practicly liberated themselvs

lol emp with a strategy like that you woyld get killed. You use ww2 as your only example of french cowardice. But what could have the french really done? the germans bombed their air fields, French tanks were superier compared with the german panzer mark I and II but to widespread to stop the german assult. The french couldnt have held the germans if they tried with everything they could. So they did the smart thing and surenderd ans saved thousands of french lives. But the fighting never stoped now did it? Nope.

if the french want to. They can be mean, ask the british, the spainosh,the portugess, the prussians,the italions,the Austrians, The russians. And the other nations that france has won major battles against.

and you dont think the other nations of europe would send troops? if you dont you are truly ignornet. And i find this topic replusive. Death to Bush and death to war mongers.

[sneezer3]

np quondam... ;D

Sneezer, that looks like torture to me. That image haunts my mind...

I said almost.

I'm just a little upset the French are speaking out agienst us while yet they wouldn't be if it wasn't for us giveing them freedom.

but theres no really any point in argueing is there?

[Vanguard3000]

What's funny is that you still find that whole "French people surrender all the time" thing amusing. ::)

[SpiceGuid]

hehe, i owuldnt laugh if I saw napoleon and his army at the end of my barrel. True, he was italian in origin, but trained in french tactics. If you know anything about stratagy and tactics, you will know that some of the greatest military thinkers and schools are from france. This is kinda silly dude.lol

Napolean is not italian in origin, he is Corsican and Corsica is an island that belongs to France.

[SpiceGuid]

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[Acriku]

It doesn't matter who invented what food, the point is that America has adopted these certain foods as our own, and we even make different kinds of them originating in USA (like chicago deep dish). But, to be purely patriotic, feed him peanut and butter jelly sandwiches (peanut butter was made in America, so this food did not originate anywhere else).

[Edric O]

Oh look, the poor little worm is bitter that the French don't agree with him!

Try not to throw tantrums so often, Empy. And eat your vegetables.

[exatreide]

I said that space....

[exatreide]

and emp seems to forget that france has WMD.... ::)

[Digital Guerrilla]

Why invade France in the first place. ;D Let's all play poker instead I will bring the deck of cards. ;D