FED2K rpg 2

[cobrajc]

"NO," yells Clanner as he jumps into a Hole.

He feels immense pain coursing through his body, like none he had felt before.

When the pain stopped he opened his eyes and found himself in a room with Gob in front of him.

He almost laughed but then he loked at his hands.

They were claws.

He had become a Ghost Bear in reality.

"S***! F*** F*** F***!"

But it came out sounding like this.

"ROOOOAAAARRR! ROOOOOAAAARRR! RRRROOOOAAARRR! RRROOOAAAARRR!"

[Lord J]

(OOC: Umm...Question: How did I make it in without dying or immense pain? Perhaps the sword is the answer.)

Lord J hears some type of commotion behind him and rises to see Clanner as his ghost totem, a bear.

"Hey bud."

"Grrrrrr...."

[cobrajc]

Clanner cant believe that he is a bear. A snake ok, a wolf alright, but a bear?

Granted it represented his Clan but still.

Clanner's thoughts:

Why couldnt I have just joined Clan Wolf? Thats it! Im joining Clan Wolf!

At that moment Clanner's form changed from a bear to a wolf.

He had figured out the Loop in the Holes.

[Dante]

'These holes and loops and loopholes are complicated things...' Dust Scout's ghost thinks to himself. Erm... we've proved that anything going in comes back dead... so what happens now?

[bryorama]

Hey, can I join please. I wasn't IN the first one, but I read it like the whole time... Pretty please. :D

[The_Sadukar]

Since you are an atredis supporter, I will let you join, in nobody have anything to say

[bryorama]

O-K I'm Bryorama the Mercinary from *EIFS* and I carry a Lite Saber and and Small Blaster Pistol... What are my orders?

[cobrajc]

Clanner just sits on his hind legs.

Huamns. Odd things...wait a minute! I used to be human! So am I now a total wolf?

[bryorama]

Bryorama, just look out the window and realizes what happened. Bryorama jumps down into the hole for Clanner haveing an awful flashback of what happened when he was a tiny infant. Space orks surrounding his home. killing his monther and father. So he jumps down GERRANAMOOOOO.. He land with a thump. He looks around and sees Lord_j and a wolf. The Essence is dark he has a hard time adjusting to the dark. Then he hits somehting hard and can't remember anything else.. Bryorama wakes up in a hospital bed in side the spaceship... Duh duh dunn

[cobrajc]

Clanner sees bryorama phase in and suddenly phase out again. He walks over to where that happened and sniffs the air.

It smelled like Fed2k's Fan Fiction area! Clanner growls over at Lord J to follow him.

[bryorama]

Bryorama gets up and walk out the door and realizeses he is where he was a while ago. Then he jumps back in the whole and sees Clanner and Lord_j he just follows them questioningly, but hes knows he shouldnt ask anything.

[cobrajc]

Clanner walks around, looking at everything in the Holes. He finds everything you can think of and a small pedant as well.

Clanner whacks the pendant with his paw and catches it on his head.

"Fun fun fun."

[The_Sadukar]

Sir Sard turns to Dust Scout and say "If everythin that comes from and are in the holes are made up, wouldn't I be abel steer our ship into them and imagine that nithing happens and then nothing would happe aside fomr that we woild have made into the hoels sound and safe?"

[bryorama]

Bryorama laughes at clanner "the bear" as he has fun. Then I say," You souldn't be haveing fun now, or we might lose lord_J :(

[cobrajc]

Clanner walks pver and clamps his jaw on Bryorama's hand. As he does so his thoughts flow into Bryorama's brain.

I know where Lord J is you moron! I'm waiting for the others before I do anything. And I am a wolf you idiot! A WOLF!

[Dante]

Dust Scout ponders...

"I've never come this way before..." He finally answers. "But although your spelling could use some work I think that the idea is sound. So long as anything can happen, nothing can happen. There is still a high chance that we'll come back dead though, it happened to Clanner." He indicates the wolf/ghost chewing on something.

"On the bright side, it's also likely that Lord J or Gob will know how to reverse the effect of the holes."

"This won't have any effect on you?" Sir Sard asks.

"No, I died away from the holes..." Dust Scout says, remembering with fondness the many deaths he has visited upon Lowzeewee for that... "The important thing is, are you willing to take the chance of dying to find Gob and Lord J?"

[The_Sadukar]

"Well" says Sir Sard "I'm counting on you to use your imagination to keep me and the rest of the crew alive"

[cobrajc]

Suddenly Clanner's voice pops in.

"If you imagine yourselves as dead when you come through then you will be alive in the Holes. Thats the Loop in the Holes, as in loopholes. So just imagine that you are all dead and you wil come through alive."

[bryorama]

I'm not a wolf... It didn't affect me cuz I was human.

[cobrajc]

occ: IM A WOLF! CLANNER IS A WOLF NOT A BEAR A WOLF!!!!!!!!!

[Dante]

Being both dead and (In FED2K RPG 1) a sorcerer, the ghost of Dust Scout is getting rather tired of the holes. Since the invincible armies are somewhat occupied, now there is nothing to do but try to get Sir Sard through the holes without killing him.

"Tell you what," He says, "I'll try to do what I did with Gob. We'll switch places so you're dead, and I'm not. Then you go through the holes alone and appear on the other side alive. After that, it's your job to save Lord J and perhaps bring back the almightly Gob."

"And afterwards..." Sir Sard looks towards the gaping holes.

"Afterwards you've GOT to come back the way you came. Otherwise you stay dead." Dust Scout warns. So saying, he reaches into Sir Sard's head and switches his brain off.

"That didn't hurt much..." Says the ghost of Sir Sard, looking at himself.

"I tried to make it painless." Dust Scout possessing Sir Sard replies. "So this is what it's like to have fingers..."

"Why are you in there?" Sir Sard asks with a touch of admonition.

"You want to find a decaying heap when you get back?" Dust Scout possessing Sir Sard says, "I'm staying in here to keep this hunk of meat alive for you!" So saying, he indicates the Holes. Sir Sard enters...

[cobrajc]

...and pops out the other end, smashing into Clanner.

Hey! Watch where you are going Sir Sard! Even though I am a wolf Im still mortal!

[The_Sadukar]

"But I am not" Sir Sard replies in his beyond the grave voice.

[cobrajc]

Till you leave the Holes. Then you are mortal again. And I have learned to utilise the Loops in the Holes to my advantage and so I have taken the ability to morph.

[Lord J]

Lord J turns away from Gob's holy visage to see the new arrivals.

"Oh, hi."