The_Sadukar Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 ... then you should see these guys.http://www.landoverbaptist.org/Thay are strange.
VigilVirus Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 Ummm ummm ummm.... ;Dlol I just don't know what else to say about that site.
VigilVirus Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 Strange is a very mild way to put it, I mean read into some of what it syas like:"We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory! "Or"The Two TowersIs Hollywood hiding the homosexual habits of hobbits in the new film, The Two Towers?"Or"Gods 10 secrets on waging war on Taliban"When I was reading that I was like wtf :O
The_Sadukar Posted January 19, 2003 Author Posted January 19, 2003 I had one of my freinds over yester day, and we printet about 20 of their articel, and we simpely could not stop laughing, after we read them.
DukeLeto Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 Look here:http://www.whitehouse.org/index.aspSomehow, I don't think even OUR Federal Government could run a site like THIS.
Andrew Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 Look here:http://www.whitehouse.org/index.aspSomehow, I don't think even OUR Federal Government could run a site like THIS.That is very sad"when in fact we all know you people are perfectly happy chanting your rap-hop songs, stealing Cadillac Escalades, shooting each other over crack, and having a grand old time lollygagging around on death row until such time as a good Republican Governor demonstrates true compassionate conservatism by putting you out of your misery."Well bush IS from texas.
ordos45 Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 I love the whitehouse.org site. May I reccomend you view Operation: Infinite Purity?Anyhow, wow, this Church is weird...of course it should be. It is a humor only site! Hehe...
emprworm Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 i'm hoping that you know that landover site is an atheist mockery of christianity. it is not a religious site.
Dude_Doc Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 SADDAM HUSSEIN'S PLOTS ----------------------1. CIA operatives are confident that within six months, Saddam Hussein will have purchased most of the world's available cubic zirconium over the Home Shopping Network. He will mount these precious gems on a dish the size of Utah, which will be launched into space and used to bedazzle and blind the entire population of North America. 2. Top brass at the FBI possesses compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has already infiltrated a certain software company in Washington State with Islamic Fundamentalist programmers holding positions of encrypting autonomy. These wily, American-looking programmers will fill 99.99% of America's software with subliminal messages, including "Smoke More Unfiltered Cigarettes," "Eat More Saturated Fat" and "Couldn't You Really Go For a Nice Big Snort of Cocaine Right About Now?" This new software will drive Americans to behavior that may not be noticeable at first, but will result in the success of his evil master plan to destroy America! 3. The General Accounting Office reports that within four months, Saddam Hussein will, through the clever use of shell corporations, take a controlling interest in numerous key American defense contractors. He will then institute dangerous new corporate policies, including disclosure of product failures and pricing with less than quadruple-digit mark-ups. Within a matter of days, there will be no soft money available to elect Republicans and Democrats who support any and all wars and weapon programs, thereby completing Saddam's evil plan to make America peaceful and fiscally responsible. 4. NASA now believes that within 2 years, Saddam Hussein will have established an Islamic colony on the moon. His first act upon arrival will be to spit at and set fire to the American flag planted by Neil Armstrong. Then, using millions of miles of neon tubing, he will then poison the American nighttime sky with salacious, orbiting messages blinking scurrilous assertions about our president's genitals and mother. 5. Kurdish operatives report that Saddam's elite Republican Corps of Engineers is nearing completion of a powerful underground hydraulic system, which will be capable of effortlessly submerging the entire nation of Iraq beneath an elaborate facsimile of itself - the latter populated entirely by genetically-engineered doppelgangers of the late Ayatollah Khomeini - all of whom will vehemently denounce the gassing of fluffy little puppy dogs. 6. A joint investigation by the CIA and Department of Commerce has revealed that by mid-2003, Saddam will have stockpiled half the world's supply of Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds perfume. He will then launch canisters of this deadly fragrance from his secret headquarters inside a seemingly active volcano, asphyxiating our nation's capital. LOL!
Acriku Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 If an atheist made it as joke, oh my devil that is hilarious! Sad if by a christian, funny as heaven if by an atheist. 8)
Edric O Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Actually, Acriku, it's pathetic and highly insulting. If someone made a site like that about atheism, I bet you wouldn't be laughing as hard... ::)
Usul Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Hey those sites must be bad I can't even get on them thanks to our schools filter system. But I know what some of them say already thanks to Sir Sard.
Caid Ivik Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Stupid jokes against christianity. You wouldn't find there nothing good.
The_Sadukar Posted January 20, 2003 Author Posted January 20, 2003 i'm hoping that you know that landover site is an atheist mockery of christianity. it is not a religious site.It also seemed to a bit unlikely that somebody would acturly belive in this stuff.but somehow I also belive that these landovner things also run htis site http://www.whitehouse.org/index.asp since almost the entire department of Faith is made up of likes to landovner aor similar sites.
emprworm Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Actually, Acriku, it's pathetic and highly insulting. If someone made a site like that about atheism, I bet you wouldn't be laughing as hard... ::)i did once. it was www.unbelief.comit had quite a bit of popularity in its time, but i lost interest and let the domain expire.a total mock satire on atheism. ;D
Acriku Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 ROFL www.unbelief.com is not there anymore, and http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ still is! Oh that is ironic ;) And Edric, doesn't matter if you are insulted, everyone is insulted by something, and this is hilarious! Oh man, when I'm down, all I have to do is go there and my day is set.
emprworm Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 uhhh...i know its not there anymore. that is because i got tired of it. whats the point of running a site that mocks someone else? it is stupid.
Acriku Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Because making fun of christianity is funnier? Besides, you don't see fundamentalist atheists shouting the greatness of anybody, trying to convert anybody, just making fools of themselves completely and doing it often. You see a lot of christians doing it. That itself gives someone a good enough reason to do it.
emprworm Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Because making fun of christianity is funnier? obviously to an atheist it is. people tend to derive pleasure from knocking others down, because it has the default of effect of elevating themselves (by lowering someone else)Besides, you don't see fundamentalist atheists shouting the greatness of anybody, trying to convert anybody, just making fools of themselves completely and doing it often. oh, I have seen plenty of atheists do all of the above. In some cases, with more fervor and passion then an evalgelist.Dan Barker, Farrel Till, Frank Zindler all come to mind all famous atheistic zealots.
Acriku Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Oh please, you name 3 while I know there are thousands, if not millions of fundamentalist christians? Make fun of what everyone knows more of ;)And no, it is not funny because it "elevates" me, it is funny because it's what I see everyday, fanatical beliefs to the extreme!
emprworm Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 #1. Being a Christian does not equate to "making fools of themselves completely and doing it often". Even by implying that, I can add your name to my list of 3.#2. Atheists can be more fanatical and emotional than a charismatic tongues-speaking holy roller.
Acriku Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 I'm talking about fundamentalist christians Mr. I love to put words in other's mouths. They generate a bad name for christianity and does it well. And as to #2, I don't think they can, because they have nothing to be fanatical of. No belief system. So what is there to be fanatical of? If they are fanatical, then they would have to be fanatical secularly, which anybody can do. So it is not a fanatical atheist, but a fanatical human being. And I don't know how you think that "Atheists can be more fanatical and emotional than a charismatic tongues-speaking holy roller." No data supports this, and what atheist has channels on the tv shouting "Praise the lord, cough drop 20 dollars in the tray cough, praise the lord!"
Edric O Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Atheist fanatics have a strange addiction to hypocrisy... e.g.:"Christianity is evil! Look at the Crusades! We must exterminate this religion from the face of the Earth!""You can't use that stupid 'true Christians don't support the Inquisition' argument. We all know that real Christians are evil bastards.""Stop re-interpreting the Bible however you see fit! The ONE TRUE Word of God tells you to kill and maim and destroy! If you don't follow *OUR* interpretation of the Bible, you're not a real Christian!"etc. ::) ::)
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