Navaros Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 Needed to vent because I am soooooooooooooooooo sick and tired of having that done to me!Back in the early 90's and at time before, you could buy a pizza slice here in Canada with no problems and no hassles. Then around 1996, some shops started cutting every pizza slice in half without even ASKING the customer if he wanted that or not! Ever since, ALL pizza shops in Canada have started following this awful pattern of terrible customer service.Unless I SAY I want my pizza slice cut in half, why the Hell are they cutting it in half without my permission? Why can't they take 5 seconds, to ask me, their PAYING CUSTOMER, whether or not I want my slice cut???????????????????????This annoys me immensely. I HATE when I can't even get good customer service in any pizza shop anywhere in Canada. Customer service is a lost art. I have to ASK every time I get a pizza slice just so they DON'T cut it in half without my permission. To all the lil bitty babies who went into pizza shops to buy slices and caused them to start this evil trend because you are too babyish to eat your pizza slice the way it was meant to be eaten: I hate each and every one of you as well! In fact, next time I am in a pizza store and I see one of you pansies (don't care if you are man or woman, if you can't eat your pizza slice in one piece you are a BABY!) asking the guy to "cut my slice in half" don't be surpised if I start adding verbal lashings to my menacing leers. >:(
Acriku Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 If you go down to Florida all the way up to Birmingham, Alabama, you can shop at Publix where customer service is the first thing that comes in mind. Our Publix Promise is that if it rings up the wrong price, you get it for free. Our motto is Service, Value, and Quality. Yes I work there, but all above is true! We don't sell pizzas, only in packages like TombStone pizza.
Navaros Posted September 8, 2002 Author Posted September 8, 2002 We don't get Tombstone Pizza here in Canada I don't think. I remember they had some really cool Ads a few years ago: like a guy about to be executed by a firing squad being asked by the General, "What do you want on your Tombstone?"Most ads are schlock, but those ones were really well-done.
Terror Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 holy crap what a topic :P. I like pepperoni pizza's best btw :)
hilamobster13 Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 and whats up with those idiots at the shopping mart putting things in bags??!!! i mean, did they evenbother to ask if you wnated to carry your 1 item instead of looking like a fruit and putting it in a bag??!!
gryphon Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 This was a boring Sunday until I found this topic.Can't remember having this much fun sinds you started that topic about you having to pay for electronic payment in stores.Sometimes I have to admit Navaros. You'r way of complaining is simply put, hilarious.:)
nemafakei Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 How many slices are, then, ideal for a pizza? 4? 6?
nemafakei Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 They're quarters, not fourths. Otherwise, sounds good.
Acriku Posted September 8, 2002 Posted September 8, 2002 Giba, at Publix we ask if you want a bag with that :) Shop at Publix!
d3m0nger Posted September 9, 2002 Posted September 9, 2002 LOL, when i read this i almost fell outa my chair, omfg nav ur the man who makes the dune2k boards worth of reading.
Razorox Posted September 9, 2002 Posted September 9, 2002 Needed to vent because I am soooooooooooooooooo sick and tired of having that done to me!Back in the early 90's and at time before, you could buy a pizza slice here in Canada with no problems and no hassles. Then around 1996, some shops started cutting every pizza slice in half without even ASKING the customer if he wanted that or not! Ever since, ALL pizza shops in Canada have started following this awful pattern of terrible customer service.Unless I SAY I want my pizza slice cut in half, why the Hell are they cutting it in half without my permission? Why can't they take 5 seconds, to ask me, their PAYING CUSTOMER, whether or not I want my slice cut???????????????????????This annoys me immensely. I HATE when I can't even get good customer service in any pizza shop anywhere in Canada. Customer service is a lost art. I have to ASK every time I get a pizza slice just so they DON'T cut it in half without my permission. To all the lil bitty babies who went into pizza shops to buy slices and caused them to start this evil trend because you are too babyish to eat your pizza slice the way it was meant to be eaten: I hate each and every one of you as well! In fact, next time I am in a pizza store and I see one of you pansies (don't care if you are man or woman, if you can't eat your pizza slice in one piece you are a BABY!) asking the guy to "cut my slice in half" don't be surpised if I start adding verbal lashings to my menacing leers. >:(lol, now that was funny. Only someone like nave could think of something so petty, and so pointless, and turn it into a big ordeal ;D. The only place around where I live that cuts the slices in half is "pizza pizza" - which is like the biggest Canada-wide chain. But I really couldn't care less if they did or not. I'm not gonna get my knickers all in a twist like nav, lol ;)
DukeLeto Posted September 9, 2002 Posted September 9, 2002 Giba, at Publix we ask if you want a bag with that :) Shop at Publix!Wow, you live in Florida too? I love publiz. They make the best cookies. Mmmm...cookies! ;D
DjCiD Posted September 9, 2002 Posted September 9, 2002 Giba, at Publix we ask if you want a bag with that :) Shop at Publix!Wow, you live in Florida too? I love publiz. They make the best cookies. Mmmm...cookies! ;Danytime im in Daytona thats the only place to shop ;D
SurlyPIG Posted September 9, 2002 Posted September 9, 2002 Let me get this straight...You're whining...because...of the way people slice pizza?Ok here's a thought...the next time you feel rage at a sliced pizza, think of a starving child in Africa who doesn't have clean water let alone food, a home or pizza.
Acriku Posted September 9, 2002 Posted September 9, 2002 He's whining because of the fact they slice at all. But anyways, yes it's important to realize there are people who are worse off, but we shouldn't dwell in the depressing and sad as if we should be unhappy just because other people are unhappy as well.
SurlyPIG Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 Hmm...what's the phrase I'm looking for...Oh that's right;Suck it up princess!I agree with you for the most part Ac, the people in the third world have bad luck and deserve better, thats for sure, but they are mostly that way either because of their own incompetance or a fundamentally evil government.
Razorox Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 Let me get this straight...You're whining...because...of the way people slice pizza?Ok here's a thought...the next time you feel rage at a sliced pizza, think of a starving child in Africa who doesn't have clean water let alone food, a home or pizza.I see oyur point ACE, but what do you expect from nav? That's all he does is whine ffs...
TMA_1 Posted September 10, 2002 Posted September 10, 2002 lol guys he is joking around. you are falling for his joke and its actually kinda funny.lol
SurlyPIG Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 lol guys he is joking around. you are falling for his joke and its actually kinda funny.lolUhh...what gives you the idea that he's joking? You probably think, "Nobody is that whiney, he must be joking." Yes, he really is that whiney, though I'm not trying to start a flame war...It's beyond my comprehension how somebody can get so bent out of shape over something so totally frivelous.
TMA_1 Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 dont take it so seriously guys. nav is cool
Terror Posted September 11, 2002 Posted September 11, 2002 ofcourse he's not joking, it's nav. There's no bigger whiner than him :P
Anathema Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 *Pokes Navaros with tweezers*Interesting specimen indeed. Now let's see how he responds to this:Hey Nav, WW is revoking the 3 minute rule!"What?!? Those %&$$*I) morons! ************!"SPLAT!!!!Cool! We made his head explode!
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