My virtual party

[The_Sadukar]

The_Sardaukar v. 1.2 is sitting is his chair, eaing some chips, wating for teh guests to arrvie.

[Desert_Eagle25]

4 hours later

.....he's still eating chips.

:)

[Anathema]

*Arrives, notices all chips are gone ;).*

[The_Sadukar]

*Hugs earthnuker, "wait here I am going to get some more chips"*

By the way my party is until 100 posts

[Timenn]

Time to ruin this party ;) :P

[Frodo]

lol, what kind of presents do you want? ;D

[Lord J]

The air all around the house suddenly takes on a shade of purple, and the sweet smell of Tommy surrounds the atmosphere.

As the front door opens and the smell gets stonger, a strange sillouette can be seen in the darkness.

Then, the king of cling, the master of Groove in the 21st Century, Lord Robert Johnsonius in a full purple tuxedo, complete with tails and a four-inch collar, slides into the room.

"Heyyy, I feel good! OWWW!" he screams as he swirls around the room to the radio and slides in five CDs.

"Let's jive, baby."

[Timenn]

I doubt if you have the age, otherwise I would have introduced Spice Beer

[The_Sadukar]

I case you wonder why I am celebrating, I am celebrating cos' a have recently ascendent the renk of swordmaster.

And swords would be nice as presents

*I reapper from the celler, whit chips and several literjoints of spice beer

[DjCiD]

has anyone seen a two headed three armed president crusing around crashing flat parties?!

No?

Dammit Zaphod where are you!! ;D

well might as well stay since im hear i heard you have joints and spice beer :P ;D

[Usul]

Suddenly an explosion rips the front door of its hinges. Next some small rectangulare metalic objects are thrown through the door. They make small explosions flying shrapnel every where as well as dazaling people. Next I step up to the door and say:

"Danm the Tom Clancy convection's up the road isn't it. Ah well I may as well stay here now".

[Anathema]

Earthnuker gives The_Sardaukar an old Ginaz sword, then starts to smoke joints with the rest of the guests.

Made in the Netherlands yes :D.

[The_Sadukar]

Strongly under infulence by the 10 joints he have smoked and the large amount of spice beer he have consumed, :D The Sardaukar grabs the phone nad calls the white house, repoting about an inimnet canadian invasion. ;D ;D

[nemafakei]

{Nema Fakei enters, finds a dark corner, and stands in it. He neither eats, drinks, nor smokes anything. He watches.}

I have not seen that president around here, DjCiD.

[GhostHunter]

( Walks in house with now no door, carrying a lasgun, with a shoulder strap, a cape, and a sword, also is wearing Atreides uniform. A servent comes over to take coat, gets blasted, Vilgent slowly walks into corner with Nema )

[quoudam72]

Meanwhile outside not to far from the telephone communications relay box Quondam intercept's The_Sardaukar v. 1.2's call and re-routes it to the Westwood consumer help line.

[Usul]

Westwood has a consumer help line!

*falls flat on his face in shock*

[DukeLeto]

I send gifts of huge, man eating, mutated worms that live in houses. (I'm a NAIB. Where am I supposed to obtain swords? Worms were much easier. ;D)

[The_Sadukar]

(please call me The_Sardaukar)

Still on under strong influcence of both joint and spece beer, The_Sardaukar calls the thailxu amd ask for 25 chani clones and 25 irulan clones, 30 min later the colnes arrive and the party is taken to a whole new level

[Desert_Eagle25]

I WASN'T INVITED !!!

:-[ :'( :'( :-[ :'( :-[ :'( :-[ :'(

[DukeLeto]

DukeLeto walks into the room. The servent comes to take his coat. As he puts his hand on the Duke's coat to put it up, dozens of ATR guards mow him down. DukeLeto scolds his guards for a moment, before moving into the corner with Nema and Vilgent. His guard form an impentrable wall around them.

[Usul]

I wanna go in the corner! But seriously, LET ME OUTOF HERE. Save me from these high drunks I bring flashbangs and will through them at intruders. Please!

[GhostHunter]

<< Leto and Vilgent turn to face each other >>

Leto: Good to see you, and good to have you as my Arrakien main strategist, haven't let me down yet.

<< Vilgent nodds >>

They look and see five Chanis around Sardaukar and shake there heads in shame.

[Frodo]

Frodo walks in, wearing a ninja suit and walks over to the corner with vilgent and nema, then spits a blow dart at the coat man, knocking him out.

[GhostHunter]

<< Frodo and Vilgent fave each other and nod, then turn around again, meanwhile Nema is indulging in a box of Ritz Crackers ;D>>