Dune Jokes

[evilbaronatreides]

i like the pepperoni kind

[alphabeta4000]

hmm!!!!!!!!! goldfish

[quoudam72]

Over heard by a Guild Navigator two Bene Gesserits talking

first sister asks "How does Hwi get Leto II off?"

second sister answers "I don't know how?"

first sister "Spice blow"

[nampigai]

;D ;D ;D hahahahaha good one

[nemafakei]

Goldfish with lemon and cucumber.

How do you get a cow to float?

Put it on the baron's plate.

[evilbaronatreides]

hey are you insulting me? ;D

[thomas]

what do you call a loyal hark?

A: dead

[alphabeta4000]

the imperium is doomed

[nemafakei]

How do you know when a Dune game is new?

- Fed2k members are talking about it rather than about goldfish and the like

How do you know when the game's too old to be worth playing?

-aB has stopped making mods for it

[alphabeta4000]

umm......

[evilbaronatreides]

dont stop making mods >:(*raises fist threateningly* or else the goldfish gets it!!!!!!

[alphabeta4000]

I will I will I will I will I will I will just don't hurt them

please!!!!!!!!!

[thomas]

HA HA HA HA ;D ;D ;D These jokes are funny :D

[quoudam72]

:P

There once was a man from Arakeen

Who had a rather large............................

[evilbaronatreides]

television screen?

[nemafakei]

.. runner bean

He planted it in the ground,

after which it was never found.

[thomas]

water jug? ???

[Digital Guerrilla]

Liter john?

[daniel]

diahhera problem and he had to go BAD!! so he went on a "dune" and then came a.....

continue it i fact im going to start a thread now where we all make a continuinmg story...make it DEAD funni guys..and if anyone screws it up...well...damn.... 8)

[HolaQueTalHombre]

Hey everyone! Just registered to say that this thread has been a barrel of laughs for me. I hesitated to unearth this topic, but in the end, I couldn't resist the call of the... joke desert!

So, are you ready to dive into the... sorry, trek through the humor desert?

- Why do Arrakis inhabitants never shower alone? Because they're afraid of sandworm attacks!
- Do you know why the Fremen make great DJs? Because they really know how to mix it up in the Sietch!
- What's Paul Atreides' favorite dish? Arrakeen pasta... spiced up, of course!
- How do the Harkonnens save water? They never make waves!
- Why is it hard to keep a secret on Arrakis? Because the walls have ears... and so do the worms!

I know, I know, I probably should have left this topic buried in the sands of time, but how could I resist such an opportunity for sharing? Hopefully, these jokes will carry you across the desert of dullness to the oasis of laughter. May the spice be with you!