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nemafakei

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evilbaronatreides

evilbaronatreides

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and as for Tipper Gore; I dont think she has a soul because she HATES any form of expression (ie music, literature, and for the love of Jehova she created the PMRC) and she and her thugs like to go on "Christian" cruesades to rid the world of anything she finds obscene.

i hate to said Ordos45, but you were the victim of the NPS (Nazi Police State)

and dont get me started on Joseph Liberman ;D

fthg42

fthg42

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Well, there are some good dune jokes (why did the devastator/sandworm cross the dune?)

but you're right.  Puns are easier and more funnier.  Which I equate to better.

What do you call a group of Sardaukar removed from the Emperor's service?

Canned sardines.

exatreide

exatreide

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Sadukar would win. they got the one hit kill knives. All they would have to do is shoot a protos with a las gun and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ect..... m

alphabeta4000

alphabeta4000

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Well if I ever release my expansion mod (don't have a good name for it) you would find that HOuse Ginaz could easily waste any other infantry. Man one of their infantry could take on a buzzsaw and win if it didin't get run over.

fthg42

fthg42

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What do you do to a trusted servant, like Yueh?

Give him a thump on the back.

What do you do to a "trusted" servant, like Yueh?

Put him next to a thumper in the outback.

(ok, i know, it's not great, but it sorta works...)

thomas

thomas

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A Hark, fremen, and an atreides are on a ornithopter. the captian tells them we are too heavy throw out some items. The hark throws out some toxic waste and says we have too much of this on my planet. the atreides throws out some water and says we have too much of this on my planet. The fremen throws out the hark and atreides and says we have too much of these on my planet. ;D ;D ;D ;D

ok what do you call a guild navigator without spice?

unemployed. ;D ;D ;D

fthg42

fthg42

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Ehh...Harkonnen count many things using the binary system....

1.  Dead

0.  Tortured to the brink of death

1. Useless

0. Going to be useless

1. Owned by the Harkonnen

0. Going to be owned by the Harkonnen

etc. etc. etc.

This way, it's possible to have 10110010110101010...if you take each 0 and 1 to mean something else...

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