evilbaronatreides Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 i like the pepperoni kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 hmm!!!!!!!!! goldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Over heard by a Guild Navigator two Bene Gesserits talkingfirst sister asks "How does Hwi get Leto II off?"second sister answers "I don't know how?"first sister "Spice blow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 ;D ;D ;D hahahahaha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 Goldfish with lemon and cucumber.How do you get a cow to float?Put it on the baron's plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 hey are you insulting me? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 what do you call a loyal hark?A: dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 the imperium is doomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted December 16, 2001 Author Share Posted December 16, 2001 How do you know when a Dune game is new?- Fed2k members are talking about it rather than about goldfish and the likeHow do you know when the game's too old to be worth playing?-aB has stopped making mods for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 umm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 dont stop making mods >:(*raises fist threateningly* or else the goldfish gets it!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 I will I will I will I will I will I will just don't hurt themplease!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 HA HA HA HA ;D ;D ;D These jokes are funny :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 :PThere once was a man from ArakeenWho had a rather large............................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 television screen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 .. runner beanHe planted it in the ground,after which it was never found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 water jug? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Guerrilla Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Liter john? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 diahhera problem and he had to go BAD!! so he went on a "dune" and then came a.....continue it i fact im going to start a thread now where we all make a continuinmg story...make it DEAD funni guys..and if anyone screws it up...well...damn.... 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolaQueTalHombre Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Hey everyone! Just registered to say that this thread has been a barrel of laughs for me. I hesitated to unearth this topic, but in the end, I couldn't resist the call of the... joke desert! So, are you ready to dive into the... sorry, trek through the humor desert? - Why do Arrakis inhabitants never shower alone? Because they're afraid of sandworm attacks! - Do you know why the Fremen make great DJs? Because they really know how to mix it up in the Sietch! - What's Paul Atreides' favorite dish? Arrakeen pasta... spiced up, of course! - How do the Harkonnens save water? They never make waves! - Why is it hard to keep a secret on Arrakis? Because the walls have ears... and so do the worms! I know, I know, I probably should have left this topic buried in the sands of time, but how could I resist such an opportunity for sharing? Hopefully, these jokes will carry you across the desert of dullness to the oasis of laughter. May the spice be with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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