nemafakei Posted December 2, 2001 Author Share Posted December 2, 2001 Which do you mean?There are:MS-DOSPC-DOSOR-DOSAnd does a sietch have any Windows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 well, how else can they let air in? >:( >:( >:( you got me on a pun roll here. *stomps off and sulks in corner* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Ok, ok, windtraps. You got me there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 fthg42 you're welcome. As for Nema, I never noticed how many things ended in dos ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 dune puns are slightly better than the jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judoka Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 How can you tell that Fremen are from West Virginia?They all have StillSuits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 and as for Tipper Gore; I dont think she has a soul because she HATES any form of expression (ie music, literature, and for the love of Jehova she created the PMRC) and she and her thugs like to go on "Christian" cruesades to rid the world of anything she finds obscene.i hate to said Ordos45, but you were the victim of the NPS (Nazi Police State)and dont get me started on Joseph Liberman ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exatreide Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 That video game hating mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Well, there are some good dune jokes (why did the devastator/sandworm cross the dune?)but you're right. Puns are easier and more funnier. Which I equate to better.What do you call a group of Sardaukar removed from the Emperor's service?Canned sardines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Speaking of which, I'd like to see a battle between a Protoss and a Sardaukar Elite. ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exatreide Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Sadukar would win. they got the one hit kill knives. All they would have to do is shoot a protos with a las gun and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ect..... m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Well if I ever release my expansion mod (don't have a good name for it) you would find that HOuse Ginaz could easily waste any other infantry. Man one of their infantry could take on a buzzsaw and win if it didin't get run over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 please do, im a mod fanatic...they are like my spice....ohhh sweet mods...the only way i would die if i stopped using you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 mods equivalent to spice?then alphabeta4000 would be a modworm. ;D ;D ;DNo offense, alphabeta4k. :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 What do you do to a trusted servant, like Yueh?Give him a thump on the back.What do you do to a "trusted" servant, like Yueh?Put him next to a thumper in the outback.(ok, i know, it's not great, but it sorta works...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 Or I was thinking...What do you call Yueh, your trusted friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 they're ok...not great by any standards, good usage of both the denotation and conotation of the word "Yueh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 A Hark, fremen, and an atreides are on a ornithopter. the captian tells them we are too heavy throw out some items. The hark throws out some toxic waste and says we have too much of this on my planet. the atreides throws out some water and says we have too much of this on my planet. The fremen throws out the hark and atreides and says we have too much of these on my planet. ;D ;D ;D ;D ok what do you call a guild navigator without spice? unemployed. ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 i thought a navigator couldn't live without spice. in which it would be unemployed because it ceased to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 He can't do his job without spice and he would be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 alright, i gotta add something cheesy to the mix:What do you call an honest Harkonnen?Non-existent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 Ordos calculate money using the binary system:Either it's profitable, or you're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted December 5, 2001 Author Share Posted December 5, 2001 So do the Hk:0- None1- Lots.That's as far as it goes; forget 1011001110001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 i wish i had money...gonna be a cold christmas for me ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Ehh...Harkonnen count many things using the binary system....1. Dead0. Tortured to the brink of death1. Useless0. Going to be useless1. Owned by the Harkonnen0. Going to be owned by the Harkonnenetc. etc. etc.This way, it's possible to have 10110010110101010...if you take each 0 and 1 to mean something else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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