BaronMoritani Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 This one is from the LandsraadA little Fremen boy who wanted 100$olaries very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to Shaihalud requesting the 100$olaries. When the Arrakeen postal authorities received the letter to "Shaihalud, Dune," they decided to send it to the new siridar Duke Leto at Arrakeen palace. The Duke was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 5$olaries. The Duke thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the 5$olaris, and immediately sat down towrite a thank you note to Shaihalud which read "Dear Shaihalud, Thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it throughArrakeen, and as usual, those offworlders deducted 95$olaries." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Q:What do you call sandpaper on Dune?A: A map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneezer3 Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 what are $olaries?and don't this go in Fan Fiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dezertfish Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Solaris are the currency of the Old Empire. Maybe this belongs in Fan Fiction, but i think here is fine and less people will see it in Fan Fiction(I think)Q:Why did the heighliner cross the road?A:It didn't! :D(get it, they teleport/warp/fold space)Q:What did the saboteur say before the battle?A:I'm dying to fight :DIknow they are cheesy, but I came up with them off hte top of my headgo ahead, do better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 No, it has nothing to do with fanfiction unless of course you consider fanfiction a joke, a cruel joke that you have to read......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 In fanfic, I have to read it, just before I lock it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjCiD Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 well i asked Gob aboot a joke thread and he said I could post in General and I came here and this thread is here so here is a lil funnyinsanity testwho here can pass it? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 lol I tried it once before it's great, I start laughing whe I see the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron_carl Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 I've done that b4 it's quite hard not to laugh. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 Apparantly, I am not insane. But I reckon most normal people will laugh before the first 30 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardauker-Kirov Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 Q: What will happen if a Worm surfs the surface too long.A: It will become the Sausage-Hulud(Corny joke i supose) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 I don't really know what's so funny? A racecar, and some whacky noises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 I didn't laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia_of_the_Knife Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 That test took so long to load, and then I didn't even find it funny! I guess I'm not insane! Yea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhuien Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 See me I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardauker-Kirov Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Okay... I'm confused now. What has a race car to do with jokes... And as for the Main subject.... "It doesn't look like jokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 This car...well, situation is funny...you are looking at car that not moving and listen speaker...you laugh at yourself*what, on earth, I`m doing! I stear at car!*But it isn`t joke, though. It is test how ready to laugh you are ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjCiD Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 i was just posting a funny in this thread that said jokes in it, then i realized it really didnt belong here cause its not a Dune joke so i made the joke thread... i'll bump it for those that havent seen it... it has this test plus some other lil funnies. My cable ISP went down for aboot a week so I havent had a chance to add anymore to it so it was barried under other post but i will find it and add some more funnies ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dezertfish Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 The problem with dune jokes is that you have to make them up on your own, which usually makes them corny.Gotta admit not many people make jokes about dune, the money one was funny though.but i will find it and add some more funnies;D:Dlove to hear them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardauker-Kirov Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Q: What is the god of the Harkonnen?A: Solaris and a pile of Heartplugs. *Back's away from Gunseng taking precaution. Since Harkonnen alway gets wild when they see Solaris and Heartplugs.*You never know, Gunseng could get wild too like every Harkonnen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 I don`t see Harkonnen bowing down to hurtplug, it would be hilarous and makes them giddy (Prime) :)But... *this is hurtplug! I`m getting wild!*Q: How is real title of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen?A: Baloon Vladimir Harkonnen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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