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  • 4 weeks later...
Acriku

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I just wasted 5 minutes listening to a guy explain the pledge...then the whole thing was to support "Under God" in the end, that guy's voice is annoying too :P

DjCiD

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you've never heard of the late Red Skelton? (hope im not showing my age ;D)

maybe just popular over here ;D

  • 2 months later...
Terror

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I started laugh before I started watching. I looked at the car, saw it not moving and became totally insane :D

heheh yeah same here, i started smiling, but when that person started to make those sounds, i just couldn't hold myself... i'm insane,

  • 6 months later...
DjCiD

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yet another joke sent in email from my pops...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their

tent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his

faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe."

What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a

minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of

galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells

me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be

approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord

is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,

it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,

Kimosabe."

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb-ass...

Someone has stolen our tent."

Vanguard3000

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Here are some of my favourites. Some of them are probably from this board, but oh well.

Windows RG:

http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/

Jamez Bond:

http://home.attbi.com/~dwedit/flash/jamezbond.html

The T'inator:

http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/

Nine Coronas:

http://www.confound.com/videos/animations/coronas.php

Connot find WMD:

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

KikoMan! :

http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf

Tribute to Skeletor:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/

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