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Mihail

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"On facebook, I got 100% purity on a purity test."

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OK. There is no good reason why being gay makes you "impure" or "perverted". Frankly, using the word "purity" about relations sounds pretty dystopian to me.

I think he's talking about a test where it just asks you questions about whether you have kissed a girl who wasn't your girlfriend, and other odd questions like that, to determine how pure you were, I don't think he meant it in reference to sexuality directly, he's just saying he doesn't pay much attention to the birds and the bees as it were.

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I think he's talking about a test where it just asks you questions about whether you have kissed a girl who wasn't your girlfriend, and other odd questions like that, to determine how pure you were, I don't think he meant it in reference to sexuality directly, he's just saying he doesn't pay much attention to the birds and the bees as it were.

Yes (Except I noticed the questions were a little more extreme).

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Believe me, you can get virtually any score regardless of how much you know because not everybody does it honestly.

If you did do it honestly, however, the score could be a pretty fair indicator of something...

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This is what I think happened on the first day of university for Newt:

"

Newt: Oh, this university looks nice...

???: Hey there.

Newt: hi, who are you?

Organizer of sexual university affairs: I am the organizer of all things sexual in this university, do you want to join our ever so popular club?

Newt: sure, what activities do you do?

OSUA: Gang bangs, orgies... You know... Sex parties basically...

Newt: I'm there!

OSUA: Good, it's settled then...

"

I'm guessing this is what happened... Right?...

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This is what I think happened on the first day of university for Newt:

"

Newt: Oh, this university looks nice...

???: Hey there.

Newt: hi, who are you?

Organizer of sexual university affairs: I am the organizer of all things sexual in this university, do you want to join our ever so popular club?

Newt: sure, what activities do you do?

OSUA: Gang bangs, orgies... You know... Sex parties basically...

Newt: I'm there!

OSUA: Good, it's settled then...

"

I'm guessing this is what happened... Right?...

Kinda, but it was a little less conversation, a little more action, as the song goes.

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