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Merry Christmas!

With apologies to Grand Admiral Kharr from Spacebattles that gave me the idea:

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the board

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Time Lord

The stockings were hung by the fire with care

In the hopes Azathoth would soon be there

The members were nestled all snug in their beds

while visions of tentacles and kegs danced in their heads

The mods sat around and checked all their lists

Marking those with warnings, and those they missed

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter

Away to the window we ran with great thunder

Tore open the shutter and gazed in deep wonder

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow

Great Cthulhu casting an eye on the show,

When what to our wondering eyes should appear

The Dreaming Idiot God ripping the universe's thin veneer

With a snore that ripped the world in two

We all met the fate we knew

With speed and darkness did the end come

Yet only for some

Now Nyarlathotep, now Yidhra, now Yog-Sothoth and Shudde M'ell

Quake we did as the wretched names spew as a blight

To awaken from our nightmares on that Christmas night

Yet then we saw quite a sight

A jolly old man in red chuckled and waved

For he knew what had been saved

Better to just worship the babe this morn

Than to be ripped apart by the Forlorn

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