piterdevries Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 61. You enslave young, beautiful boys and lock them up in chambers where you can sodomize them then later crack their necks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egeides Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Grim, you chose your nick right.62. You always ask for water in nightclubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Wait, those last two mean you're into Dune as well? Cool, I love win-win situations.63. You try to go hunting people in deserts, but the wily buggers just keep hiding under rocks.64. When on an aeroplane, you loudly ask why the 'navigator' isn't suspended in a tank of gas. Likewise boats.65. Your attempts to suspend the aforementioned navigators in gas tanks 'for the good of everyone on board' are met with tasteless remarks regarding your upbringing and handcuffs.66. You sit on large dogs. They squeak so adorably!67. You can be seen at night outside with a net, trying to catch bats that might have distrans messages for you.68. Upon catching a bat, you squeal at it through a cardboard tube and get annoyed that it doesn't fly in the direction ordered.69. You wear green to funerals and give odd looks to the people in black.70. You have a deathstill in your backyard. It actually works, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatfsh Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 71. At your job, you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piterdevries Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 72. You challenge a group of thugs to a fight then you imitate the fighting styles seen on Leto II in the miniseries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spacing Guild Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 73. When a thunderstorm comes, you exclaim "Wormsign!" and begin to pray...."Bless the Maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passing cleanse the world, may he keep the world for his people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caid Ivik Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 74.we've just learned word 'shaheed', 'witness', on arabic...my heart when up and mouth curved into a smile, when hearing its plural form - 'shuhada'; I admit I awaited itya hiya shuhada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spacing Guild Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 75. You wonder what scientists are doing in Antarctica if the south polar regions are forbidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarossa Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 76. Upon seeing a group of foreign Tourists, you exclaim "Offworlder Scum!" and proceed to collect their water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Sniff... right before I leave Edric brings back this old topic as a tribute to me... sniff... thank you all!When can I expect the hats in the mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 As soon as there is a beer promotion giving out free hats?:Dhttp://www.moosehead.ca/NEW_CONTEST/index.asp has a new poster.mmm free posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 As soon as there is a beer promotion giving out free hats?:Dhttp://www.moosehead.ca/NEW_CONTEST/index.asp has a new poster.mmm free posters.Free hats? FREE HATS?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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