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Getting a little bit dirty now:

A husband comes home from work with a bunch of flowers.

The wife says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now".

The husband answers: "Why, don't you have a vase?"

A rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for christmas.

The rich man says: "I bought her a necklace with diamonds and also a porsche. If she doesn't like the necklace she can drive to the jewler to return it with her new porsche and still be happy".

"That's nice" the poor man says. "I got mine a cooking pot and a dildo".

"Why" the rich man asks wondering about these presents.

The poor man answers "Because if she is not happy about the cooking pot I can tell her to go f*** herself"

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  • 2 years later...

As an old timer, I fondly remembered the ancient "Joke" thread, started in 2003 and left without any new posts since 2009... so when I saw the new "Jokes" thread, I jumped at the chance to merge the two together and thereby resurrect the ancient thread! :)

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  • 7 months later...

Hhaha, let's not go into chinglish... it will never end :) I stil remember fabulous translations such as: "The International Bathroom Plaza". Or stuff in the menu at the restaurant: "F*ck the chicken". But the "racist park" is funny. At least they're open about it :P

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