Joke

[Edric O]

As an old timer, I fondly remembered the ancient "Joke" thread, started in 2003 and left without any new posts since 2009... so when I saw the new "Jokes" thread, I jumped at the chance to merge the two together and thereby resurrect the ancient thread! :)

[X3M]

I love this challenge :D

[Davidu]

Wow... this is still alive... 9 years after. I am so proud of myself :D

[X3M]

Scientists have found a new way to create wigs:

And it will grow when you feed it.

[Nyerguds]

It'll also poop down the back of your neck, but they're working on that :P

[Edric O]

Wow... this is still alive... 9 years after. I am so proud of myself :D

It's one of FED2k's top 10 longest threads of all time. :)

[Edric O]

Also: What do they put in parks these days?

[X3M]

Yes,

We have come a long way:

[Davidu]

Hhaha, let's not go into chinglish... it will never end :) I stil remember fabulous translations such as: "The International Bathroom Plaza". Or stuff in the menu at the restaurant: "F*ck the chicken". But the "racist park" is funny. At least they're open about it :P

[X3M]

[Davidu]

omg. some bastard son of Leto II?

[X3M]

I loved his shows. I was a great fan of him. Now to share some info.

Now with some issues <--- link

[X3M]

And now some education on traffic rules:

[X3M]

And now for some nature pictures; the theme is prey and predator.

Now try to outclass me with a funny picture.

[MrFlibble]

Hhaha, let's not go into chinglish... it will never end :) I stil remember fabulous translations such as: "The International Bathroom Plaza".

There's always Engrish.com ;) Also remember Star War The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West? :D

I also love these utterly stupid warning labels. They aren't a result of mistranslation, nonetheless they're just hilarious.

[X3M]

Ow, I love translation mistakes.

But then again, you only see this in anime.

[MrFlibble]

In a sudden coincidence:

http://www.engrish.com/2012/12/cows-are-the-only-animals-that-moo-right/'>http://www.engrish.com/2012/12/cows-are-the-only-animals-that-moo-right/

[X3M]

Maybe it was a Parrot? :D

 

But this one has an opinion about that sign.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1foQKD3OI

 

But this one is just crying about it.

 

Really, I can't get both video's active. How do I do that? And if I succeed, I am not going to touch this one ever again then :D

[X3M]

Time for some animals having fun...

 

 

With music:

 

 

 

 

:)

[Davidu]

The Pope feels his end is neigh so he call upon two of the most influential men in Rome for his time of passing. He sends word for Rome's top banker and Rome's top insurance CEO. The men, honored by the Pope's request, hurry to the Vatican. Once in the Pope's room, he stares at them for a second and then he just lifts his eyes to the ceiling, not saying a word.

After some time one of the two men asks the Pope:

- Your holyness, why have you called upon us?

Pope answers:

- Well, Jesus too has died flanked by two thieves...

[X3M]

I

just had to share this one.

I still pee my pants watching it. Link and maybe the video as well:

 

[Edric O]

The TRUTH about the newest member of the British royal family! :D

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/

[Edric O]

In case you didn't know...

Obama is checking your email :D

And on a more serious note, do you realize that this thread is now over ten years old? Wow. Well done, Davidu!

[Davidu]

wow. yup. you're right... Still, it's funny for me to see USA getting balkanised. I mean not funny, it f*cked up, but I see people being outraged by stuff that we're used to and we're trying to change. slowly. hopefully to the better.

 

10 years, long time :)

 

"The policeman approached and asked me to accompany him to the police station. I asked why and he replied he's afraid alone at night in this part of town."

 

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coming to think of it if this thread was a child it would be old enough to puff a smoke in bravado or sip a beer. or buy condoms, fill them up with water and throw them at its colleagues in school. or just waste its youth on the computer, like me :D

[MrFlibble]

Obama is checking your email

Frankly I thought it would be some nonsense when I clicked that link, but it's indeed very funny. One of those jokes that are based on arranging items that are innocuous, mundane or insignificant on their own for an unexpected comedic effect :D

Thanks.