Bi-lalKaifa Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 Good looking womouch? Are you out of your tiny little mind? That's like asking to see a cute minger. Or somebody not gross at www.mingers.com
bryorama Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 Clarify something for me please:She died from trying to be surgicly removed from the couch?She died from being stuck to the couch?Or something completely different !
HasimirFenring Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 She died from being 600 pounds and not having moved in several years.
HasimirFenring Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 That'll look goooood on the death certificate. Well honestly, would YOU want to perform a postmortem? Think of the poor doctor! He'd never practice medicine again!
Dante Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 I think it would be a fascinating, abeit vile, study.
HasimirFenring Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 I think it would be a fascinating, abeit vile, study. Maybe if it could be done remotely, with robotic arms or something...
Dante Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 Maybe it could be donated to medical science. Imageine what fun the students could have. Or make a plaster cast and cast rubber shapes and bounce them all over the place. All the things you can do with a square-coffin corpse...
HasimirFenring Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 Maybe it could be donated to medical science. Imageine what fun the students could have. Or make a plaster cast and cast rubber shapes and bounce them all over the place. All the things you can do with a square-coffin corpse... Or make a spleen ball *waits for someone to get the Red vs Blue reference*isn't there a market for blubber?
Dante Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 Whale, yes. I'm not sure being the right size counts as being a whale though. ...Boy, we're being really cruel, aren't we? Meh, like I care. Anyone who just lets that happen to them has it coming.
HasimirFenring Posted August 17, 2004 Posted August 17, 2004 I think people have said worse things earlier in this thread. I'm not sure I care enough to load the previous page...
Bi-lalKaifa Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 She died in hospital. Serves her bloody right if you ask me. As for the death certificate..."Cause of death: fcuking fatass!"But yeah... if she hadn't moved from that spot in 2 to 7 (quite a large margin of error there... it's like syaing, how big is this? Between tiny and huge!), her family or friends must have been feeding her (probably using shoveling BigMacs into her obeise face) which is gross-negligence-verging-on-manslaughter.
bryorama Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 Maybe she went around gaining 400 pounds, then she sat down, watched television for 5 years, then got stuck.
Bi-lalKaifa Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 Lets feed Cyborg bigmacs until he's 400lbs and then he won't be able to move away from the computer so he can sit there and code ;D
Cyborg Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 I will always stay slim.Or else I can't move away to mix a new cup of chocolate milk.
lowzeewee Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 Lets feed Cyborg bigmacs until he's 400lbs and then he won't be able to move away from the computer so he can sit there and code ;DUmmm....fingers grafted to the keyboard? ???
Bi-lalKaifa Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 Ummm....fingers grafted to the keyboard? ??? Na, he'll be moving his fingers too much. And if he isn't, it'd be his own fauly for not moving them enough!Hmm... i volonteer to be fed bigmacs. But they have to be custom ones. None of that pukaki 'special sauce'. Mustard and ketchup on them instead. (I'm a Maccy D's employee's worst nightmare when it comes to bigmacs... i even have to talk them through the "Grill" process [i am a previous maccy d's employee]. The button sequence is simple: Grill. Without. Sauce. With. Ketchup. With. Mustard. Grill. TADAA!)
Inoculator9 Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 Oh my god... I'm going to have to rethink my views on life after reading that...
slaphapy Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 something i just realized... forgive me if i missed it in the article...so to have your skin grafted to the couch... your skin needs to be touching the couch... so was she therefore.... nude? *puke*
HasimirFenring Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 Maybe she just started bursting out of the clothes she put on in the last years before she stopped moving... Her girth probably increased too much for those poor things to handle... There must have been---spillage
Wolf Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 It could have been worse, you know. She could have been male.(Just think about all the implications...)
Big D Posted August 21, 2004 Posted August 21, 2004 It could have been worse, you know. She could have been male.(Just think about all the implications...)*shivers* :O
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