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I'm doing the dishes in our house, and there's a lottery which works like this:

You wrap and put six milk cartons together, using one as a container for the other five. Then you write your name and address on the cube and throw it in the paper recycling can.

Earlier today I was contacted by the recycling company called BIR, and they gave me one million Norwegian Kroner! (about

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Heh ok.... at first i didn't even understand what you wrote so you got me... but then again you didn't.. ;)

Pregnancy test sounds good, though it's a bit late now.. day's over... ah well..

Perhaps you should borrow your aunt's baby then and try to give it milk in front of the three girls..

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I only have 2 female roomates. (Well maybe a third when two others move out for summer and another sub leases; until I move out)

What I thought would be a good April Fools joke would be to run into another vehicle, shout April Fools at them, then run up the street in a random direction. ;)

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Run into a bank, demand that they give all the money and run away... when the police tracks you down you put your hands up and with a big smile scream "aprils fool!"

If they don't track you down... now that would be good too :)

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What I thought would be a good April Fools joke would be to run into another vehicle, shout April Fools at them, then run up the street in a random direction. ;)

You could stab someone in the face and then when they came out of their coma you could say "April Fools!". If only the world was such a consequence free environment.

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