A Whole CrapLoad of Stuff to Entertain you With!!

[Desert Ranger42]

Desert Ranger42's giude for fun:

Find a large slope. Make sure that there is a fence at the bottom of the slope. Place 3 Steers (Bulls minus the balls), a hyperactive donkey, and a 1 year old puppy at the top of the slope. Make sure the puppy will follow you. Start at the top of the slope and run like hell. Everything should be following the puppy and the puppy should be following you. Rush towards the fence and when you reach it place your hands on the top of the fence and throw yourself over. Make sure you land in the mud pool on the other side.

This comes from experiance. :D

[lowzeewee]

Just unleash the animals into your neighbour's lawn... ;D

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

Mr. Dozy: I've done that. it's fun, but I'd rather just have the Coke. ;)

u can still have the coke.... its BBlictios ;D

[lowzeewee]

Or just get into a flame war with nav! :D j/k

The best is to use your old toys to play your own version of Empy or like another person mentioned,diplomacy!!!It is also fun to design your own map for use! ;D

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

I rather splash the coke on my neighbour's doorfront on jusr ring the doorbell and splash the coke on my neighbour.Its best aimed at the face. :P

Just unleash the animals into your neighbour's lawn... ;D

so how many times have u been to court peon? lol :D

[Frodo]

Attach a sled by rope to a car. Go on a deserted road. You go on the sled, your friend drives the car. you ride in the sled. place a ramp in the street and try to jump it on the sled. lots of fun ;D.

[The_Sadukar]

well I still think my idea is the best

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

id go for the japanise girls m'self ;)

[The_Sadukar]

thats only because you haven't seen the vietnarmese (girls that is)

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

ive seen both. japenise girls are the best :P

[The_Sadukar]

I can't agree to that.

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

well ive got 5 japenise girls and 5 vietnamise girls here right now and i ahve to say that the veinamise are *out performing* but the japenise girls do look much better. considering both of these assets to each group i would have to say that the performance gap is minimal whereas the japenise girls have far out done their competition in looks

therefore i have come to the conclution that overall japenise girls are, in fact, better then vietnamise girls

[The_Sadukar]

first of all I don't belive that you have 5 of each.

second of all, of couse the vietnarmese girl out preform the japanese what else did you expect?

thrid of all, I don't belive the japanese girls look any better than the vietnarmese, I acturlly belive that it is the otherway around.

[exatreide]

Annyoing Kye Sao Yo?

Korean girls are the best :P you foolish mortals.

[The_Sadukar]

no they aren't

Hey; we've just found ourselves a whole new way to entertain ourselves

[exatreide]

yes they are...

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

no they arnt....

hey this is fun!

[Apollyon]

Goddamn you half japanese girls... and whole ones too.

Japanese girls 0wnz j00.

[exatreide]

no leet....

and Korean Girls rox ur sox. Well south Korean girls...North korean girls are evil.........

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

japenise girls rox ur cazba =D

[Super-ness]

omg, spell it right, it is Vietnamese.

Korean, Japanese and Vietnamese girls ALL ROCK, i wouldnt mind having any.

Can u REALLY get a majority of ugly or pretty women in a country??

if so, tell me and what country, the pretty one not the ugly :D :D

and dont say Russia...ass

[Duncan_ghola]

Whats the deal with asian girls? do all dune fans have obsessions about them? most in my area (which is southern california) dont even have desirable figures. Unless your into really small pre-mature looking girls...

[nemafakei]

Well, the majority of people on this site are dune fanatics with internet access who play computer games and have too much free time. That mostly points to the male, teenage section of society who don't have that much of a life.

As to the geographical location, what can I say, but that the exotic attracts the weird.

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

haha its only a joke nema

[Lord J]

Interesting post, Dozy, you somehow skip the apostrophe in "I'd" (not to mention capitalization), but remember it about six words later with that bastardization of an English word, "m'self".

And this is the best the English educational system has to offer?

Ok, enough flaming. I personally prefer girls with short skirts and looooong jackets ;D