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Caid Ivik

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Danuary

Danuary

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Solution1:

you wait till they are all gone except for the queen, then just spray on poison till shes dead and then the wasps will surrender and you will come out victorious and you can conquer the world!!

Solution2:

If the wasps are french then just walk up to them with an empty can of bug spray and they'll come out and surrender ;D

Sardauker-Kirov

Sardauker-Kirov

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If they are Dutch bees, hold a can of beer in front of the hive and the whole division will rush into the beer can and drown themselves in the glorious liquid! ;)

And..... if they are Russian, hold a book of 'how to destroy capitalism' open in front of the hive. (watch out, the Edric bees are attracted to the book as well ;D ) wait until they swarm over to the book and close it. SPLAT!

Gobalopper

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I say just knock it down with a stick. Wait until the evening when they aren't as active and have someone hold the door open so you can run inside quickly. Just make sure its a long stick. If its close to a window its probably best to use a stick since a ball could break the window which could lead to very angry wasps entering your house.

Terror

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yeah you could try that, grab your fathers baseball bat and practise some. Dunno if you are so fast to hit about 2000 wasps in approx. 10 seconds but well, it is an option. You could also launch a sidewinder at the hive, that would get rid of em i guess. Limonade always works, it is sweet and sticky, we use it all the time. also works vs. flies.

Last but not least, put on protective cloathing and grab a transparant plastic bag. Pull the plastic bag over your head and make sure that no air can come in and out so the wasps can't either. Now rush into the hive with your Anti Wasp Combat Suit (AWCS) also known as AWACS :P . and hold your rifle with a bajonet in front. When the wasp comes out, give it a chance to surrender, or shoot him. Now repeat the last step about 2000 times until all the wasps are dead. The queen then will only be living and you will only have to do a little one on one with her. Best suited for this mission would be a 2 handed king sword of heaven.

Danuary

Danuary

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The most effective way is to buy a shrink-ray from your local radioshack and shrink down to the size of a peice of dust that way, you look really cool and the wasps can't sting you.

Andrew

Andrew

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I would recommend using an acidic chemical(the ones that can burn through floors) and throwing it at the hive, the chemical would then burn through the hive killing the wasps.

;)

ordos45

ordos45

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I would recommend using an acidic chemical(the ones that can burn through floors) and throwing it at the hive, the chemical would then burn through the hive killing the wasps.

;)

Hydrochloric acid? Man that stuff burns when you break a beaker full.

Danuary

Danuary

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Yeah go down to a blackmarket near you and ask "1000 gallons of your best stuff" then you load up a water bomber with it (you must go fast before it burns through the hull)then fly over your house and bomb it garentied to get rid of wasps! ;)

(and maybe the house)

Edric O

Edric O

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Convince them to have a communist revolution against their evil queen. ;D

I can give you tiny little red armbands to distribute among the wasp revolutionaries. ;)

ordos45

ordos45

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Damn it, why is it that every time I make a joke about communism people think I'm obsessed or something? >:(

I don't know...maybe it was the link to the US Communist Party that I thought had been banned when my parents were younger than me? :) Anyhow, really don't know, it isn't like you're as obsessed as some people are with saying they own others in games, or that their life stinks, or that the universe is out to spite them. See, don't you feel better already? :)

(This is coming from the person obsessed with Starcraft Diplomacy and calling himself the Pope in it. And yes, mine is an obsession, just ask Ex.)

SurlyPIG

SurlyPIG

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Is there a way to enhance the sprayer range? Stuff available here has range of 2-3 metres, and that's a suicide, seeing their numbers...
Are you kidding? 2-3 meters is 100x what you need. There was a wasp nest in my backyard once about the size of a baseball and all I did was take a can of raid and spray the bloody bastards. The thing about insects is that they're real dumb. I say, save your walls from harsh chemicals and get up there on a ladder and spray to your heart's content! Might require several sprayings. Use standard products but don't bother with any professionals. And for Heaven's sake, whatever you do, don't do anything that involves fire, throwing something at it or poking it with a stick!1

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