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Mahdi

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Mahdi

Mahdi

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After months of intesnive searching and bribery of publishing houses janitors, I have recovered the following deleted scenes from HC:

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Rommallo to Liet: "Mmmm, yes, stong in the wierding you are."

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Gurney:  "Mesa liksa spice beer!"

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Jessica: "You love him don't you?  Well thats just great.  I'll just get out of your way so that you and Leto can be together."

Duncan: "Thanks."

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Rhombar: "beep beep wwwwwwhhhhhrrrrrrrllllll"

Cru:  "Slow down Rhmbar, I'm merely an etiquette droid programmed with over 3 million languages.  Yeah, thats right, I said I was a droid.  It isn't polite to complain about continuity, so FUCK OFF!"

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Ajida (breathing heavy):  "Leto, I am your father."

Leto: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

(Ajida cuts off Leto's hand with a Nero-knife)

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Mahdi

Mahdi

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I have recieved a second set of scenes from my contacts:

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Jessica:  "Jeez, I sure hope my rampant alcoholism isn't going to turn my son into some kind of freak of nature."

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Rhombur (with a heavey accent): "Ill be back"

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Duncan: "Hey, didn't I have a sister?!"

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Shaddam (singing): "Crazy... I'm so crazy..."

Fenring: "Don't worry, like the Baron's desease and my homicidal pyschopathy, the Emperors mental illness will be remarcably cured within 15 years."

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Rhombur: "And this time, its personal!"

(oops, that scene didn't get deleted)

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  • 4 months later...
Sardauker-Kirov

Sardauker-Kirov

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FremenballZ!!! Fremen fremen rock the fremen! Fremenballz!... Blah blah blah Fremenballl zzzyaaahh..

*Logo appears in front with a Super Saiyan Muad`dib*

( I already payed a visit in the belly of a Sandworm, it was fascinating. Alot of shredded corpses and teeth's. *Pats his Super saiyan suit * )  ;D

Mahdi

Mahdi

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Then go back on topic or this wonderfull collection of quotes and scenes will be locked and plunged into the depths of forum hell....

Nefud

Nefud

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Wow!!! These are very funny!!  ;D ;D

The 'I'll be back' one wuz the funniest! ;D

But the stuff Sard was talking about was like some kinda Carmageddon slaughter-genocide thing. Crazy... isn't it??  ;D

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