Never think off stuff

[babyface]

Ok, i found this in another thread, and thought it's worth a thread itself...

Ok, I found this off of another message board, I ask a Mod to get rid of it if you think it too inapproperit.

1. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest

1/12

liters of urine.

2. In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with

15

penises (touching door handles, etc.).

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic

hairs.

4. In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.

5. Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your

dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of

getting

a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.

With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!!

[babyface]

5. Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

This means men wash their hands more often then women?

[babyface]

Annually you eat at least 12 kilo of bugs in your food...

[Lord J]

Heh...I wonder why this makes me think of that detective Monk on USA network... ;)

[DjCiD]

5. Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

This means men wash their hands more often then women?

Or does it mean women masturbate more than men?

[Dude_Doc]

LOL!

[DjCiD]

Ok, i found this in another thread, and thought it's worth a thread itself...

1. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.

Dont swim at public pools... but imagine how much whale and fish dung you eat swimming in the ocean

2. In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).

I'll let you be the one tell that to the homophobic's

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic

hairs.

now I'm really gonna be sick... Hey Nav watch how they cut your pizza ;D

4. In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.

mmmm... protien ;D

5. Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Does this mean women masturbate more than men?

7. In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your

dirty linen basket.

*note to self* find these workmen and find out what they know...

8. At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of

getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Nope no more weddings for me ;D

9. Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.

thats nothing, try spending the week at my grandfathers house :P

[ken124578]

My comment about this topic: OMG :O OMG :O OMG :O :O :O

[Acriku]

Lol dj, touche. Perhaps it's a combination of both reasons?

[Frodo]

Heh...I wonder why this makes me think of that detective Monk on USA network... ;)

Monk is my favorite TV show!!! I watch it every Friday! ;D

[IxianMace]

Ok a moderator can feel free to delete this if it's inappropriate. I'm hiding it, so if you get offended easily, DO NOT view the hidden text:

[hide]Chimpanzees are the only creatures besides humans to experiment... sexually.[/hide]

[IxianMace]

Also another one: Each year, at least 1000 people in the U.S. die from toilets. ::)

[exatreide]

how.........

[IxianMace]

Ok call me gullible, but they never said how. I heard it over the radio during a 'useless facts' break they had going on back then, and that was what it said. Bizarre isn't it? ;D

[Acriku]

Maybe from the nasty people who pee on the seats.

[Anathema]

I've always wanted to know those things...wait, no I didn't! I figured those things happened, but that frequently...

Chimps aren't the only monkeys to...experiment. Bonobos (or something like that) do that too, but they're similar to chimpanzees.

[Dunenewt]

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[ken124578]

Acid pee? ;D