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Navaros

Navaros

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holy grail was utterly retarded not to mention blasphemous

i enjoyed A Knight's Tale, heath ledger is a stellar actor. thing is, we really don't need to be hearing music by degenerates like Queen and Bowie in movies that are made for little kids. nor should there be sex scenes in movies for little kids. so A Knight's Tale loses major points for that, and why the Hell does he shout his own name at the last joust? Did anyone else find that to be uber-retarded? Talk about bad writing.

Acriku

Acriku

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holy grail was utterly retarded not to mention blasphemous

This is the most idiotic, ignorant, "blasphemous" post in history. First of all, you must be intelligibly adept to understand the humor brought forth to you from Holy Grail. Since you are not, you cannot fully, or at all for that matter, appreciate the ingenious works of the movie, Holy Grail. Made in early 70's and still is very popular and funny. It never will get old, for I can say

"

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person, I blow nose you at you so-called Arthur KING, you and all your silly english Knnnnnnnniggets.

Pat-pat-pat-pat. *Blows rasberry twice*

"

Forever and ever amen.

DjCiD

DjCiD

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Did someone say Monty Python? ;D

[gurgle]

GALAHAD: There it is!

ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death!

ROBIN: Oh, great.

ARTHUR: Look! There's the old man from scene twenty-four!

BEDEVERE: What is he doing here?

ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveler five questions--

GALAHAD: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--

GALAHAD: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.

ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?

ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.

GALAHAD: Who's going to answer the questions?

ARTHUR: Sir Robin!

ROBIN: Yes?

ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.

ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?

LAUNCELOT: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s--

ARTHUR: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions--

GALAHAD: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and pray.

LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.

ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?

LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?

LAUNCELOT: Blue.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.

LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

ROBIN: That's easy!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?

ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?

ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What is your name?

GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?

GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Hee hee heh. Stop! What is your name?

ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows?

ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Terror

Terror

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yeah, search for the holy grail was freakin funny. How they run like horses, it's just stupid but funny.

I loved the battle in a knights tale. They could've been realistic in my eyes. Unlike movies like blade/crouching tiger hidden dragon etc.

Terror

Terror

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Oh and one more thing :). That guy that William is pretending to be (you know Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland) well. That Gelderland is where i come from :). I feel so proud. My little province, so small but still featured in this movie :'(. I just have to cry!

DjCiD

DjCiD

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just dont read the book :- I had seen the moive and thought it was preety cool. well minus the fred savage parts the movie was great ;D

"Wheres the Brut squad?"

"I am the Brut squad" ;D Go Andre ;D

AFter reading the book I vowed to never read the last chapter again. Nice enuff the author was when he did the reprint he warrned the ending was very different from that of the movies... they escaped but in a terrible way.

[hide]instead of the kiss ending the book it ended as they escaped from Humperdink... but it went some thing like Buttercups horse threw a shoe, Emilos wound reopend Wesly had a relaps (remember he was dead) and the Fezzicks horse took a wrong turn ;D and then it said you could here Humperdink far off scream get the horse.... ;D[/hide] So it kinda runned the movie ending but it was ok :P O0

oh and i know the names are not spelled right ;D

Dante

Dante

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

It's a classic...

Ahem, I don't think my colour is that difficult to read... Oh well, it took me a while to get it right and I'd rather not change it now if it's all the same to you...

We love Monty Python! Ne!

The Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh? Chicken, Chicken!

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