Dune Jokes

[thomas]

466 whoo-hooo!!!!!

got worms? and...an-da..........owwww........whe..re...am..I? Wha...t the? Noooooooo I'm in gobs dungeon again!!!!!!

drat, I almost escaped last time. :-[

[ordos45]

I feel your pain *grimaces in chains with one of Gob's overseers glaring at me*

[evilbaronatreides]

who is this Gob you speak off? is he another form of Tipper Gore? or should i not be saying such heresy?

[evilbaronatreides]

he sounds like a rather mean person...or nice through the eyes of  Ole Baron (that sodomistic sadist). Maybe he is the baron (gasp.... dramatic reverb)

[thomas]

Shhhh don't say that!! >:( >:( You might be in here too. He is the administrator of this site. You know Gobalopper? he puts some of us in his dungeon if we are bad. He is not like tipper gore.

[ordos45]

It is too late, the Gob is out there Scully...err...evilbaronatreides.  He is always watching, he is the admin of the forums, the all powerful one who has the ban button.  *rocks back and forth in dungeon*

[thomas]

And he took away my goldfish!  :-[ :'(

[evilbaronatreides]

what a meanie

[nampigai]

pssst, hey I got more but you'll have to pay the price, I get a new package every week from Combodia, it's good stuff.

But don't tell anyone.

[thomas]

;D ;Dhow much?

[exatreide]

quite all of you. gob could come down here any minite. if he finds us, well you know what hapeens if he finds us talking.

[thomas]

shhhhhhhhh!!! he might hear us!!!  :-X

[ordos45]

*whispers* Guys you know Gob doesn't let things from the outside in.

*pizza guy knocks on bar windows*

Never mind, wait do mind.  Gob should be respected as that is his right as admin, he is the one with the ban button and he gives rightful judgement upon us.  He is Gobalopper, the mighty one.  

*thought he heard a creak on the stairs*

[thomas]

Hey feyd drop the gold fish in the basement window the money is there. :)

[alphabeta4000]

goldfish yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(then falls unconcious from happiness)

please speak mister chicken wing. How are you today? No of course I don't need to take my medicine. How dare he. Now where is mister eat wing? Wanna gold fish muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[thomas]

yummy goldfish ;D

[alphabeta4000]

gets out phone and orders a couple of tons of gold fish.

Comes and smothers everyone. But they all survive by eating the gold fish and get high

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[nemafakei]

Hmmm....

Is this a piece of MoiDib I'm chewing?

It's not bad.  

[thomas]

Goldfish can get you high? goldfish  ;D ;Dyummy!!!! ;D ;D

[exatreide]

*GOB bursts in the door. Only to see all the gold fish swiming.*

"How dare you." he says grabing a flame gernade and tossing it into the goldfish.

"No food for a month" he says walking  out the door.

Nice move with the gold fish guys.

[thomas]

"Damn!!!" I say quitly to my self, then It hits me. I have a bag in my pocket. *sits therein disappointment to see the bag empty* :'( :'( :'( :'(

We can always order more, I think. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[nampigai]

I'm sorry guys it wasn't my attention I was just trying to make people happy, now it's christmas.  :'(

[evilbaronatreides]

wow this Gob guy treats you guys like prisoners from Siberia!!! is he the reincarnate of Stalin???

[thomas]

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[thomas]

translation shh! he can hear us, we must talk in leet ok, largo is the master of leet