Funniest posts

[Dunenewt]

This could get messy, but let's go for it anyway.  What are the funniest posts you have read on this site? 

An example:

I fixed the name and website of the maker of the IS Mod, although I still don't know his name, I used his initials IS in the name. Hey guys I was just wondering any females playing Emperor? If you're female, mail me I'd like to know. I'm not going to harass you or anything I'm just curious, for the only people I know on the forum are males, so it'd be nice to meet a girl for a change.

For all of you having problems with my oh so great English, a directory is the same thing as a folder!

Oh alphabeta4000 needs ideas and artists for his second version of the Subhouse Mod. Go to the forum and let him know if you know of anything.

This was a News post in the Dune Editing board.

[Kirby Gotenks absorbed]

He seems arrogant.

[Dunenewt]

I just thought it was rather odd to ask for girls to message him in a News post.  From what I remember about back then, he disappeared, then came back under a different name briefly, then never came back again.

[Khan]

First class recorded always cracks me up.

[Dunenewt]

I almost replied asking what you were on about, then it clicked ;)

[Kirby Gotenks absorbed]

Tell me what he's on about.

[Dunenewt]

He's on about post as in mail.

[Kirby Gotenks absorbed]

I still don't understand.

[Dunenewt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Class_mail

[Khan]

I'm sorry. There have been many funny posts, I loved Dante's clash with reactor for one, but i just couldn't think where to hunt for them. Besides everyone likes a royal mail joke.

[MrFlibble]

I remember Reactor's thread (it was about his "Reactorfighter" novels, right?). It ended up in the Dungeon, as far as I know.

[Khan]

Ah it was a good thread. Dante was particularly good.

[MrFlibble]

Indeed. Lots of lengthy posts, full of heavy critical goodness ::)

[Dante]

I rather enjoyed it as well. Don't suppose there would be a way to get it back, now that the issue has died down. Mm, I suppose it would still be as hurtful to Reactor as it ever was. Shame.

Guess I'll just have to try infiltrating the dungeon again.

[gunner154]

Aww man, now I'm starting to miss EWS :(

[Kirby Gotenks absorbed]

I remember Reactor's thread (it was about his "Reactorfighter" novels, right?). It ended up in the Dungeon, as far as I know.

Why are they in the dungeon, what are they about?

[Dunenewt]

I think I missed those posts as well, although the Reactorfighter thread sounds familiar.  Wasn't he from Iran?

[gunner154]

I can't remember, but he was a soldier fighting somewhere, that's what I know.

[Khan]

I thought he was eastern european.

[Dunenewt]

Might have been Hungary then, the flag is what I can remember, rather than the actual name of the country.

[MrFlibble]

It's Hungary :) It never occurred to me that the flags of Hungary and Iran have a similar color scheme :)

I can't remember, but he was a soldier fighting somewhere, that's what I know.

A superhero, rather. A nuclear superhero fighting demons.

I sound ridiculous :D

[Dunenewt]

I think it was guys like you myself.

co-operative friend.

Khan and I have decided this is one of the funniest posts.  Damn censorship is confusing.

[Khan]

Indeed I think it caused on of the most stirring and involved debates as well ;)

[EWS]

I remember that quite rightly, I think I slapped him a new one.

Would quite like to revisit that.

Though I must say, one of the funniest posts I remember is;

'GET TO THE CAVES'

[Khan]

:O the old timers really are swarming back...