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Pranks seem possible in Wikipedia itself as well ;)

In Sextus Empiricus' article:

Seckstiss was born in Grand Rappids, Michigan in 1942. His father, James Empiricus was a banker, and his mother, Mary, was a ho. In the '60s, Seckstiss attended the University of Mini-Soda where he studied Zoology before changing his major to Political Science. However, before he could complete his education, the university was tragically burned to the ground by a band of hippies, some of whom didn't even know what they were protesting and were just going along with the crowd before moving to Canada and becoming Christians. Crazy hippies. Seckstiss moved to the university of Boston, with the rest of the cream of the crop to finish his education.

In later years, Seckstiss penned a lengthy volume entitled Mein Kampf (forward by Margaret Atwood), an emotional and heartfelt reflection of the world and its cruelty. The following year, he invented the toaster. He is famously quoted as saying, "Fuxorz, that's hot!"

In his 40th year, Seckstiss married actress Julia Roberts who bore him one son, Bruce Empiricus, who later changed his name to Bruce Willis. After only 6 years of marriage, however, Seckstiss divorced Julia because her mouth was too big and was soon after wed to Egyptian pharaoh Cleopatra. Seckstiss and Cleopatra had a daughter they named Queen Latifa.

Seckstiss' end was tragic and unexpected. One day he went on a canoing trip by himself in the wilderness, and just dissapeared. He never came back, and was never seen or heard from again. There is a monument to Seckstiss that still stands in Italy today, in the shadow of the leaning tower of Piza, because Seckstiss loved pizza. He was truly one of the greatest thinkers of all time, and will be remembered. With reverence.

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check the anniversaries of april 10:

April 10: Smoke-'em-if-ya-got-'em Day

1959 - Basic Instinct starring Sharon Stone released.

1490 - Juan Ponce de Leon discovers the Fountain of Youth in Florida, shrugs and sets up a retirement community around it.

1919 - Mexican leader Juan Valdez invents coffee.

1964 - Professor Andmaryann discovers Coconuts.

1996 - Tired of being ridiculed by fans, Michael Jackson finally admits, yes, it does matter whether you're black or white, and to get a pay raise, he turned white.

2005 - Dennis Rodman's hair develops sentience, takes over South America.

;D10839 - Paul Atreides goes blind.  ;D

1000 - Count Baltar is the first man on the moon. Later he was made into the Cylon god. He then married Adam and his siter Eve.

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April_10"

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