US military on alert over coke cans...

[Razorox]

LOL. Yup, those dang coke employees must be trying to infilitrate the military bases with high-tech eavesdropping devices.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/07/02/coke.militaryalert.ap/index.html

[Avrillian_Sard01]

Only goes to show how America is one big corporate venture...

[Seal89999]

Oh this is just a big heap of hooey....

"THE COKE CAN WILL KILL US ALL...THEY CAN HEAR US....JESUS NOT THE COKE CAN"......puhlezze :P

Military is freaking out over a coke can now.....whats next....a military threat from a bag of cheetos....Holy shit lets hit defcon 1....

[Jack Leaf]

So now the ration comes in bottles?  ;)

[Khan]

That's pretty funny, but why are they taking coke cans into 'Top Secret Meetings' anyway. What's wrong with plain water?

And one other thing, there is no way an executive for Coke ever said this:

"Coca-Cola Co. says such concerns are nothing but fizz."

[ordos45]

Oh you should see the photo of Bush's national security meeting on 9/11 that night and the next day.  Soda bottles and cookies in wrappers all over the table.  Very little bottled water in sight.

[bryorama]

LOL, I liked Sard's post.

[Dunenewt]

Worse pun ever:

There's a new security threat at some of the nation's military bases -- and it looks uncannily like a can of Coke

[bryorama]

Nice 'NeWt.  :P

[Razorox]

That's pretty funny, but why are they taking coke cans into 'Top Secret Meetings' anyway. What's wrong with plain water?

And one other thing, there is no way an executive for Coke ever said this:

"Coca-Cola Co. says such concerns are nothing but fizz."

Well yah, that was CNN taking the liberty of probably summing up a 2-3 page letter from coke lol.

[Vanguard3000]

I think the real problem here is why weren't they always wary of hidden listening devices in military bases?  ;)