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lowzeewee

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  1. Did Materazzi get hit by Zidane's head or a missile? Judging by the way he reacted when it hit him, it must have been a North Korean Taepodong-2 long-range nuclear missile! :O
  2. Winning two world cups in a row? As far as I know, Brazil won the 2002 World Cup.
  3. lowzeewee

    Skull Jokes

    Damn that bloody numbskull!
  4. DAMN IT! HOLY SHIT! BALLS!
  5. Three QF predictions all right on the spot. Now it's time for France to beat Brazil.
  6. Germany can easily go all the way. This cup is not leaving Europe! When was the last time Germany missed a penalty?
  7. Semi-finals: Germany to beat Italy, France to beat Portugal Final: Germany to beat France Third-place playoff: Italy to beat Portugal
  8. The theme song of the 1987 film 'The Last Emperor'.
  9. They are just like Germany. You won't want to bother to see how and if they do it, but in the end, they still do it. In simple terms, they are not entertaining but still can eke out results. Greece in Euro 2004, anyone? By the way, Newton, how's Weeds Disunited doing in the Coca-Cola Championship? :P
  10. Unfortunately a match is at least 90 minutes, and not 45. I am not very impressed with England, and feel that they are the most hyped team of the tournament. All that hype has built up to nothing. So far, they haven't done anything impressive, though they have scrapped some results with ugly football. If they get their act together, they shouldn't have much trouble overcoming Ecuador.
  11. No Asian teams are left in the competition again as usual. Wow...
  12. Cyclone, England isn't playing well by any standards at the moment, or perhaps maybe Jamaica's standard.
  13. It is a bit too early for Germany to meet Argentina, but oh well...
  14. lowzeewee

    Joke

    After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.) "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimd," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: " The Governor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "The President?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."
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    Joke

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
  16. Nothing is fair.
  17. Why do you want a life in the military? Because you know you can't hack it elsewhere? Come on, don't be a military puke, do something meaningful!
  18. Right, time for me to alert my rebel militants to get ready. When you come in to clear the village in a few years' time, I'll make sure you get shot in the chest and leg.
  19. FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. Don't underestimate Ecuador.
  21. Miroslav Klose is also not of German origins. Same goes for Gerald Asamoah. Another interesting point to note is that Michael Ballack is from Eastern Europe, and I suspect that his parents/grandparents may have been immmigrants from Eastern Europe.
  22. Happy birthday!
  23. Will Peter Crouch be able to do his robot dance goal celebration in this World Cup? It seems like he can only do it against the likes of footballing powerhouses such as Jamaica and Hungary. Every year is England's year, and I am sick of all the hype about the English national team.
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