An Interview With Gob (or I Once was a Teenage Pirate)

[Mahdi]

For your reading pleasure: An Interview With Gob (or I Once was a Teenage Pirate)

wayoung: how was your day?

Gobalopper: I slept until 3, and I've been playing yoshi's island since

wayoung: I really want to kill you now.

Gobalopper: come on play some yoshi's island you'll feel better

wayoung: I don't have yoshi's island

Gobalopper: ah, damn pirates

Gobalopper: you can never damn pirates enough, never forget that

wayoung: I sense a deep, dark history between you adnt hem....

Gobalopper: aye

wayoung: Aye. AYE?! You even sound like one....

Are you a banaished pirate?

Gobalopper: unfairly banished!

wayoung: Did they make you walk the plank?

Gobalopper: nah they just shot me in the back and threw me overboard

wayoung: Lucky you weren't in shark infested waters

(btw, is CSI in it's 3rd or fourth season?)

Gobalopper: 2nd?

wayoung: nope, not 2nd.

How did you escape certain death?

Gobalopper: I was saved by a band of rogue mercenaries sworn to kill all pirates

wayoung: Why would mercenaries, who kill for money, swear an oath to kill all pirates? Was there some bad blood between the Byronic hero who led them and the evil, pirate captain?

Gobalopper: I don't know they try to kill me too after they knew I was a pirate

wayoung: Ouch. How'd you escape them?

Gobalopper: I just blew there ship up mcgyver style

wayoung: cool. We're'd you get the straw to do that?

Gobalopper: they had an elephant on board

wayoung: I meant drinking straw, but improvisation, not bad. Did you swim to shore with a bullet wound in your back then?

Gobalopper: five actually

wayoung: The pirates shot you five times?!

Gobalopper: the pirates got about 2 the rest was from the ship blowing up

wayoung: oh, so 2 bullet holes and 3 shrapnel wounds, ok. When you finally made it to shore, where did you find yourself?

Gobalopper: I think it was bouvet a small island in the south atlantic owned by norway

wayoung: What happened then? Did everyone speak norweagian?

Gobalopper: no the island was empty so I made a small helicopter from twigs and flew to namibia where I become a tribal warlord for the remainder of my life

wayoung: Arn't you kinda skinny for a warlord?

Gobalopper: not in africa

Gobalopper: I fit right in1

wayoung: Of course. You must have a thousand interesting and thrilling stories to tell us aobut your adventures in Africa, but I'm afraid I msut cut to the chase. How did you eventually leave Africa and end up playing Yoshi's Island south of Edmonton?

Gobalopper: I found a hole in africa that took me to canada after

eating the tongue of a magic llama

wayoung: ok, back to buisness. What happened after returnign to Canada? Was there much culture shock?

Gobalopper: no canada is very simlar to africa, just a lot colder

Special Thanks to Gobalopper for consenting to this interview. I hope you all found it as informative as I did.

[exatreide]

thats....so wrong....Gob has a gamecube....Sigh....why would he have such a peace of crap....maybe it was becouse it was cheeper....

well how did he become a yeti?

[Navaros]

um, is this thread a joke? if so, i don't get it ???

[Gobalopper]

Hey what happened to the opening paragraph of the interview? And since when do I own a GameCube?

[Mahdi]

The opening paragraph was not relevnt. And I never said anything about a game cube. If you don't like my interview, do another one by yourself, worked wonders for Micheal Jackson;)

[exatreide]

oh i mis read. thought it was mario something. But you should be ashamed gob! going nindendo. Its Sega all the way! death to nindendo. how are you a yeti though?

[Inoculator9]

I don't think he actually went nintendo.

[Terror]

:D looks like a day of A-team. Tell me more about the warlord story.

[Cyborg]

Yay!

He included Norway in his story! ;D

Great story, by the way.

[Mahdi]

What do you mean story? I didn't amke this up, I asked the questions, Gob answered them. It's not fictional in the least. If it was, the ending would have been that a beutiful blonde girl (I know, really stretching it here) was touring the African jungle with her archologist father and found Gob, and brought him back to Canada where he subsequently traded her for the dune2k.com domain.

[Jack Leaf]

Hahhehaehahhhahahhehahahhhhahahahhahhehhahahahh00h0h00h0h00!!! ;D

Funny.

[Inoculator9]

You know, exactly the same thing happened to my cousin, but he was interviewed by someone with a hat ;D

[Mahdi]

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dems fightin' words.

[Cyborg]

What do you mean story? I didn't amke this up, I asked the questions, Gob answered them. It's not fictional in the least. If it was, the ending would have been that a beutiful blonde girl (I know, really stretching it here) was touring the African jungle with her archologist father and found Gob, and brought him back to Canada where he subsequently traded her for the dune2k.com domain.

I meant Gob's story...

Your interview was funny. ;)