how to meet the girl of your dreams

[rogue1896]

saw this on a comedy type website thingy. anyway, have a laugh. it's pretty humorous.

How to meet the woman of your dreams

if (WomanOfDreamsProximity == "Close") {

VoicePitch = VoicePitch - 10db;

EyeStatus = "Wink";

if (Hair == "Messy") {

SpitOnHand(StyleHair);

}

Spray(BreathFreshener);

if (BreathFreshenerDestination == "Eyeball") {

CryLikeABaby();

  Run(away);

  exit;

}

loop while (DistanceToWoman > 0) {

if ((DistanceToWoman mod 2) = 0) {

MoveLeftFoot(forward);

  } else {

  MoveRightFoot(forward);

  }

}

Begin(Conversation);

if (ConversationResponse == "Hostile") {

exit;

} else {

Giggle(LikeSchoolgirl);

  InviteWoman(Home);

}

}

[nemafakei]

if (WomanOfDreamsProximity == "Close") {

correct(dreams);

act(normally);

}

else{

act(normally);

}

[Edric O]

Nema's code is far more efficient. :)

[Timenn]

try {

Start(Conversation);

repeat {

Speak(Joke1);

until Woman.Status == Understand

}

End(Conversation);

Start(Conversation2);

}

except {

Suffer(SlapInFace) do MoveTo(next);

Suffer(SpitInFace) do Action(SpitBack);

}

finally {

Action(ThrowOutWindow);

}

[Acriku]

Well since it is a joke, it needs to be exaggerated ;)

[Timenn]

if Thread == Joke {

MakeExpression('DAMN!')

}

[rogue1896]

DAMN

;D ;)

[Inoculator9]

lol, good one timenn.

[emprworm]

LOL, i Love this section:

loop while (DistanceToWoman > 0) {

if ((DistanceToWoman mod 2) = 0) {

MoveLeftFoot(forward);

} else {

MoveRightFoot(forward);

}

[Caid Ivik]

If I knew what language uses my brain...

[Timenn]

Problably Complex Neuron v. 17.484

[emprworm]

well i'm glad at least Timenn understood what he was asking

[Terror]

hmm k, you people try it that way.. i'll try it the "normal" way

[Timenn]

How do you do that? :O

[hide smiley] :P[/hide smiley]

[Terror]

well, grab a rope, tie it around her neck and drag her all the way home ofcourse.....

[Caid Ivik]

Some kind of sadomasochistic way?

[Terror]

nah, it's a ritual...

[Sneakgab]

Scan(code)

if (joke)

Iniate Vocals (Haha)

Code scanned

Identified as ''joke''

Haha

When codes interact:D