Dumbest story ever told

[emprworm]

Being attached to the bus stop is most painful for our hero. In fact, he can feel it as people sit on the bench. It is then he rips off his shirt to find that the bus stop is actually a parasitic twin growing out of his abdomen.

QUICK!! He yells.

"GET ME A KNIFE"

A large worm materializes from the underworld and speaks in his wormen tounge: "Thou canst remove this bus stop. My powers are greater than yours, and from this bus stop, I will spawn my evil ways"

[Anathema]

The hero is close to desperation. He's trapped, attached to a bus stop. Plus evil background music blares throughout the universe, of wich he has no idea where it comes from. Then, he sees it. A sound speaker. He grabs a nearby rock, and throws it to the speaker. As it shatters, the music stops. Following a long silence.

"Yes!" he shouts.

[ethan]

the hero is in trouble. he is sucked into a bright black hole, shouting "DIE YOU SKUM", while playing the one man band instrument, then he falls onto earth and yells, "i won the CLAN CHAMPIONSHIP"YAY

[emprworm]

Upon winning the clan championship, our hero kills himself. The End.

Or is it?

[DukeLeto]

Maybe, but I've got to tune up my freeblebonk. ;)

[VigilVirus]

In killing himself, he actually transfers to a new universe, this one very similar to the original, but instead of humans, it is inhabited by two-legged concroaches, wearing shiny armor. Our hero walks through the street of the crystal city, dancing with the concroaches. Then, he jumps on a cloud and begins to eat it.

[exatreide]

the man then finds himself standing infront of a giant purple worm.

"THOUH DENMARK HAS DEFEATED THOUH HOLLAND IN THE FINNISH MAFFIA RACES!"

The man didnt no what to say.

The worm looked down and talked to the man

"oh its you. The midgit that came from mars and filled heaven with cotten candy. great job with all that. now heaven smells of monkey urine and i have to go to the bathroom!!!!"

The man shook his head turned away towards the sewer whare 5 lions were eating a 5 year old monkcat.

[IxianMace]

The man watches the lions eating the monkcat and is intrigued. He watches until there is nothing left. Then the lions look at him. He looks at the lions. They stand there for half an hour just looking at each other. Then the man looks at the lions with a really weird expression, and picks his nose. The lions are shocked and run away screaming. The man laughs, and continues along the sewer.

[rogue1896]

alright, well i think this is the supidest paragraph ever written. i know you guys are in the middle of a story here but if i could just but in for a sec. some people may have heard it before.

So do you think you can find out what is so odd about this paragraph? How fast can you do it? Taking a quick look at it, you would think that it looks so ordinary that nothing is wrong with it at all. And actually, nothing is. But, still, this paragraph is unusual. Why? Do you know? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it on your own and without any coaching. Possibly, if you work at it for long, it just might dawn on you what is so odd. But who knows? Go to work and try your skill.

lol, j/k. ;D

[Colonel_Worf]

That first post was so stupid I had to laugh! :D