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The_Sadukar Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 "very well" Gob said "Dust Scout, it's now your duty to bring these four odd people who in fact are Rhapsody, to my armory and see to that they get the finest musical instruments." "but of cause" says Dust Scout and lead Rhapsody in the direction of the armory, meanwhile God yells (in an odd nordiac accent) to and aide "bring my my armor" 30 mins later Gob stands fully armored, an Rhapsody who have retunred from the armory, begins to play 'Aganoy is my name'(lyrics follows), while Gob swings around whit the emerald sword and do other cool thingsOne for the pain and two for my namethree for my wonderful kingdomFour for my king, five for my queenSix for the fall of my wisdom...Earth's calling me!VITA, MORTE, GLORIA, ONORE...Airin, Arwald, Tharos in my painful dreamsHorror and death crossing my waypaint all the unreal landscapeVillages burn, the black fire runs...runs through the heart of the forest...killing my trees!VITA, MORTE, GLORIA, ONORE...Spazio e tempo play the rhymes of human lies!ALGALORD'S CALLING FOR HOLY REVENGETHE RAGE OF THE HEROES IN MY HANDSTHE FURY WILL RISE AND SOON THEY WILL TASTE MY SILVER BLADEAND THEY WILL FACE THE PROPHECY 'CAUSE AGONY IS... MY NAME!Black is the rose that's now in my handblack for the blood of the fallensymbol of death will soon be reborninto the life of my tears' fall...reborn and grow! VITA, MORTE, GLORIA, ONORE...Silent cries of children in my painful dreamsALGALORD'S CALLING FOR HOLY REVENGETHE RAGE OF THE HEROES IN MY HANDSTHE FURY WILL RISE AND SOON THEY WILL TASTE MY SILVER BLADEAND THEY WILL FACE THE PROPHECY 'CAUSE AGONY IS... MY NAME!Quantus tremor est futurus,quando judex est venturus...quantus tremor est futurus,...est venturus!VITA, MORTE, GLORIA, ONORE...Spazio e tempo play the rhymes of human lies!ALGALORD'S CALLING FOR HOLY REVENGETHE RAGE OF THE HEROES IN MY HANDSTHE FURY WILL RISE AND SOON THEY WILL TASTE MY SILVER BLADEAND THEY WILL FACE THE PROPHECY 'CAUSE AGONY IS... MY NAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 After escorting the four strange people to their destination and making sure they were properly kitted up, Dust Scout runs back and watches Gob's impressive display. He's pretty sure that's his second quest over, so he hovers behind Rhapsody in the hope of being noticed and given a third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 Gob notices that there is a spot on the emerald sword, he calls for Dust Scout "remove it" he says , Dust Scouts complies and thus he completes his third quest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Dust Scout celebrates his becoming a Duel class by hurling a firework at the enemy. Then he moves back to the inn leaving a message saying that if anyone wants him he'll be happy to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 lowzeewee realises that his submachinegun is out of ammo,he draws out his pistol and fires it at dustscout till the bullets run out while dustscout was on his way to the inn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord J Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 (OOC: Groovey. Now, is this my 4th quest? Or still my 3rd?) Lord J bows and heads for the killing fields. As soon as the troops exit the Keep, they are surrounded by enemy forces. The ensuing battle is fierce, but short, and Lord J along with 3 of his best Orcish warriors are taken prisoner. Eventually they arrive in the General's headquarters. "Yesss..." says the General, a dark, but somehow luminescent ghoul, with three-foot-long fangs and glowing red eyes, "Her Queenlinessss wissshhhesss to sssspeak with you..." "maj, it's about time." says Lord J, earning him a kick in the stomach. A few moments later, he is ushered in an immaculate bedroom with a high ceiling and tapered bet-posts. Reclining off to the side on a lush sofa, lies a teenage girl with long, white hair and bright pink finger-nails. "Hi, I'm Candi. What's your name?" she says in an amiable voice. Entranced, Lord J looks at her and says, "Robert Johnsonius...Lord...serial number 32, 26, 32." then, stammering, he says, "Um...I mean, 39743029." Smirking, the Queen says, "I bet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 After killing dustscout,lowzeewee takes dustscout's rifle,pistol and knife and proceed down the street to look for Sir Sard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 Hey the Gobdom is under seige by the queen of the dark horizon aka the queen of the dead aka the queen of the cheap teens.v So will you stop killing each others.Candi calls "Dargor honey come here" Sir Sard enters the room "Hey Sir Sard" shouts Lord J "Who is Sir Sard?" asks Sir Sard "I'm Dargor, sex slave to the queen of the dark horizons, and her best fighter." "quit calling Dargor 'Sir Sard' his name is Dargor the shadowlord" says Candi in an agressive tone "right Candi's littel fluffymoffin" shecontinues to Sir Sard in a petting voice."Now Dargor take him to the dungeon, I'm sure that my koper guards will have much fun forcing him to smell their swet" "So be it my queen" says Dargor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Dust Scout's ghost sniggers to himself. Not only has he kept all his power, but he can no longer be harmed! Of course picking things up is a problem... He growls as he floats through a wall.He makes his way back to the Keep to ask if anyone wants a spy who can walk through walls. Making sure to point out that revenge on Lowzeewee is high on his priority list. He hurls aother fireball over the walls to make himself feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord J Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 As Lord J is forced down the halls to the dungeon, he turns to Dargor and whispers, "Fine, we're away from her now. What is your plan, Sir Sard?" Dargor punches Lord J in the stomach, and says, "I know not of whom you speak, however, you will know this:" he says, puching Lord J in the kidney, "I am, and always will be, Dargor, servant to the Queen!" Nodding, Lord J stumbles on quietly into the dungeon. Lord J is taken into a dark cell, strange noises surround the cell as he is chained up by his arms. Patting Lord J's chest, Dargor says, "Yes, yes, that'll do nicely." Looking deep into Dargor's black, shaded eyes, Lord J mutters something under his breath. Dargor stops, and a confused look comes over his face, as if he has forgotten something. Then, shaking his head back and forth, he looks back at Lord J and turns to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 Dargor leaves the cell, and the smelly kops enter and starts to torture lord J whit their smelly smels.Meanwhile king Gob is fighting at the thread of 'the due fans can take star wars anytime' the rest of his forces are already routet, but he alone remains and fights on the end. after many hours the mighty Gob is tired and weak. and the foul undead subdues him, just before Gob goes down he yells "Aru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord J Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 From his cell, Lord J watches the final battle at "The Dune Fans Can Take Star Wars Anytime". As Gob goes down, screaming his vengance, Lord J turns in silence, a look of defeat crossing his worn face. "So you will surrender now?" asks the Queen, beautiful, but terrifying in her power. "Never give up, Never surrender!" yells Lord J, a line from one of his favorite movies of all time. Shrugging, the Queen says, "Ahh well, doesn't matter. You're defeated anyway." turning to the hallway, she says, "Kopers! Come and finish your work!" before looking back at Lord J and saying, "See you in the next incarnation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 6, 2002 Author Share Posted December 6, 2002 Meanwhile the black king Arkon (the one who is above the queen) arravies at FED2K, he walks down to the prison were Gob is held at bay by powerfull magic stuff. "So here is my nemesis" he says."you can kill me" Gob shouts proudly "but Sir Sard will avenge my and take his place as Gob of the Gobdom""HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Sir Sard is currently having sex whit the queen and he don't remember a thing, you see we found him dead somewere in cyberspace, and we resurecet him, and gave him a new memeory, all he remembers is the life we told him he had""NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Gob yells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 7, 2002 Author Share Posted December 7, 2002 Hey lads post in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 A aka lowzeewee wishes to form an alliance with the ghost of dustscout in order to build the biggest army ever to defeat Sir Sard's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 8, 2002 Author Share Posted December 8, 2002 Meanwhile down in the dungeon of Gobs citadel Erathnuker is still in chains for unknown reasons. But some of the queens kopers have found him and ther are having fun forcing him to smell their socks, then suddenly "holy thunderforce" by Rhapsody can be heard:Face me evil bastard, smell the hate of angelsGlory, pride and bloodshedCowards and beholders, rapers of my wisdommix of dust and bonesGo back to your abyss, Algalord will not fallbut your heads will soon rollTest the blade of heroes, fury of the thunderhit my golden shieldSo we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kingsto defeat the evil enemiesAnd we'll ride with our lord for the power and the thronein the name of holy thunderforceArwald and Aresius with the nordic warrioron their way to HargorChaos and oblivion, turmoil and disorderwill have now their nameThe last fallen heroes will defeat your forcesThousand spirits callingOn the furthest mountain I will see your firequenched by holy frost!So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kingsto defeat the evil enemiesAnd we'll ride with our lord for the power and the thronein the name of holy thunderforceAnd when to song ends all the kopers lie dead, killed by the devine music. And Luca Turilli frees 'nuker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord J Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Lord J sighs when the sound makes it's way down to the dungeon below below 'Nuker's, where Lord J is being held. "That infernal Rhapsody again, and used by the powers of darkness...I knew there was no good in it!" Suddenly, the Kopers holding Lord J fall to the ground, and he is left hanging by the chains on his arms. "What trick is this?" he asks, looking up and hearing 'Nuker escape his chains. Grinning, he looks back down at the Kopers on the floor, "I guess they got '"Nuked'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 10, 2002 Author Share Posted December 10, 2002 Lord J, I thought that you was held in the camp?, anyway.The queen was on her way to the cell were they had imprisoned Lord J, there was no need to keep him in the camp when they had taken the citadel. The queen was hoping to convince Lord J to join the side of evil, when sh heard the devine metal and fell unconsionus. A few hourd later the queen awakes and runs to the cell, she finds that Lord J is well in his chains, "We are going to behead Gob, And I was thinking to ask you out to see it" the queen saidhaving nothing to lose Lord J rapleis "Sure." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Dust Scout's ghost agrees that there are more important events at hand than revenge, and allies himself, temporarily at least, with A. They both go in search of Earthnuker, knowing that two along will hardly stand a chance. They must free Gob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 12, 2002 Author Share Posted December 12, 2002 (somewere on the egde of a flame war in the general section)Gob is leying on the egde of the flame war, while the queen and the black king is mutilation his legs whit terribel spells of torture. Lard J is tied to a chair and is forced to watch while Dargor/Sir Sard is standing and wacthing whit a stange expession on his face, as if he has doubts about the Chandi and the black king Arkon whom he had served his entire life. Then suddenly Rhapsody jumps in from the left and begins playing "pride of the tyrant"Back into the fire I will have my swordHe won one fight but not the total warHurricanes will wipe out the dynasty of KronThe chains of steel can't hold the holy stormSunshine is lighting the ruins of the ancient townthe seven towers are screaming their pain so loudWith my eagles I'll fly freefrom snowy mountains to crystal seasWE WILL FLY TO THE EMPIRE OF STEELGODSTO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF STORMSAND AGAINST THE BLACK PRIDE OF THE TYRANTWE'LL USE IT TO DEFEND OUR THRONEDargor don't believe him... listen to my words!You are the one who can still save your soulAkron is the bastard... he massacred allThe evil hand that serves the will of KronYou hate the tyrant as I and now don't denyGive me the power to show you that I am rightWith my eagles I'll fly freefrom snowy mountains to crystal seasWE WILL FLY TO THE EMPIRE OF STEELGODSTO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF STORMSAND AGAINST THE BLACK PRIDE OF THE TYRANTWE'LL USE IT TO DEFEND OUR THRONESeven flames to not forget, to be sure I'll not regret... ever!...to become the rage of god... Chaos bringer worse than Kron...beware!Back into the fire I will have my swordHe won one fight but not the total warDargor don't believe him... listen to my words!You are the one who can still save your soulYou hate the tyrant as I and now don't denyGive me the power to show you that I am rightWith my eagles I'll fly freefrom snowy mountains to crystal seasWE WILL FLY TO THE EMPIRE OF STEELGODSTO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF STORMSAND AGAINST THE BLACK PRIDE OF THE TYRANTWE'LL USE IT TO DEFEND OUR THRONEAnd then it suddenly Dargor realiese that Lord J ios right and he remember his entie previous life (not unlike the Dargor in the song)Dargor pushes The black king into the hands of Gob the brave (who throws himself and the mking into the sea of flames killing both of them). meanwhile Dargor grabs the emerald sword, found by Dust Scout, from the king (the king took it since it's a goddamm powerful weapon). And whit the sword he slices up the queen and guts and gore splats out every were while saying "sorry sweathart" Then he frees lord J while Rhapsody is taking out the koper warroirs whit their music. then they all flee to the remote village "Got the whole dune" in the rocky region of "Dune 1"*note* All the players are free due to the chaos caused by Dargors betrayl, but soon an far more strange enemy whill come the the wartorn land of FED2K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord J Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Lord J picks up the Koper Lord's sword, a wretched, writhing thing, and casts a spell of Purify on it. The sword visibly darkens, then glows from an inner power source. Raising the broadsword high above his head, Lord J opens his mouth wide and says, "I CRISTEN THEE, SHREDRIK!!" and brings the sword swooping down over the Koper Lord's body. In an explosion of blinding light, the black king is destroyed and Lord J stands tall, a mighty warrior with a magnificent blade. "Your orders, Sir Sard?" he asks, with a bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 13, 2002 Author Share Posted December 13, 2002 "My orders are that you must forify this village" (I assume that we all are in the village) Sir Sard repleis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Just then Dust Scout's ghost, who has lost A and cannot find Earthnuker, wanders into the village. He bows reverentially before Lord J and Sir Sard,"Greeting!" He says, "How may I be of service? Keeping in mind that dead people can't lift things so repair work is out of the question..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted December 13, 2002 Author Share Posted December 13, 2002 "I want you to go and find all other surviuiors and bring them here, we must rebuild the gobdom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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