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rogue1896 · November 7, 2002

hot diggity damn. now i can do one of those kick ass moves like in the movies. lol. you know, when the chopper goes vertical or whatever and slices the bad guy like bread. good stuff.

Terror · November 7, 2002

yeah but the point is i'm at the ground :)

Terror still sneaks through the bushes doing quite well in evading it, but then suddenly 2 of those damn dune fans run at the bushes because they saw/heard something.

dune fan 1: "i'm sure i saw something move, and heard it too"

dune fan 2: "Ok, then let's search for him"

When dune fan 1 get's close, too close for comfort IMO i jump out and give him a karate kick in the balls and use him to prevend himself from getting shot by the other moron.

He climbs in the dune fans car and moves out, but he knows that they know where he is now and in which car he drives

DjCiD · November 7, 2002

Rogue you sure you can do fly that thing? That manual is in German... ^-^

VigilVirus · November 7, 2002

Heh

rogue1896 · November 7, 2002

you mean to tell me all this time i've had a Flying a Chopper for Dummies in GERMAN?! i guess i'll have to pay a long visit to freetranslation.com. lol

DjCiD · November 7, 2002

Or you could filp the book upside-down and over and it has a French version.

dont you allwya hate books like that you flip to the last page and then its just a total brain fart... you've no idea what your look'n at ^-^

rogue1896 · November 7, 2002

lol, anyway, back to the story.

rogue throws the manuel out of the chopper at the fleeing car and breaks the back windshield. he then promptly finds the ENGLISH version of the manuel and briskly scans it. he then starts to bang on the roof of the car with the wheel/thingy on the chopper. then comes the bridge. realizeing too late that the bridge is there, and without the option of pulling up, rogue decides to pull the ejection seat. "Oh, shit. Why do they put an ejection seat on a chopper...". Rogue is then promptly sliced into a million and three pieces. ouch

Dunenewt · November 7, 2002

Kill the Non dune Believer!!!

rogue1896 · November 7, 2002

we're trying, geez. its harder than it looks. i just got killed for christ's sake. someone else take up the pursuit. unless (from another post) hell did actually freeze over and then maybe i can get back up into reality in some bizarre way for vengeance. hmmm. sounds like some kinda corny movie. [funny japanese dubbing lip movements]you killed me before......now i will have vengeance and kill you in return[/funny japanese dubbing lip movements]

ethan · November 7, 2002

this is probably heading to fanfic ;D

Terror · November 7, 2002

lol, anyway, back to the story.
rogue throws the manuel out of the chopper at the fleeing car and breaks the back windshield. he then promptly finds the ENGLISH version of the manuel and briskly scans it. he then starts to bang on the roof of the car with the wheel/thingy on the chopper. then comes the bridge. realizeing too late that the bridge is there, and without the option of pulling up, rogue decides to pull the ejection seat. "Oh, shit. Why do they put an ejection seat on a chopper...". Rogue is then promptly sliced into a million and three pieces. ouch

ROTFL ;D

ok ppl. i'm sorry to report that i'm leaving for a couple of days.... i'm heading off for denmark... so dune fans... you gotta chase me in Denmark 8)

rogue1896 · November 8, 2002

looks up in his Swiss account for stashed money to fly to Denmark.

Current Balance: $1.93

hmmm *calls ticket office place*

Is there anyway i can get to Denmark with $1.93?

hu..ha..haha....hahaha...hu...hahahahahahahahahaha

sorry, can't chase ya. maybe i'll have some of my informants chase ya down. One of my many gophers. be prepared to run for your life (again)

VigilVirus · November 8, 2002

Lol, look at your sig.

rogue1896 · November 8, 2002

ACK! it won't go away. wtf? maybe it's the thing i chose to replace it. i'll get that bug off my back. gimme a minute and it'll be gone

VigilVirus · November 8, 2002

It was Gobs idea. It was his way to punish the Banner people. See "General" thread - gobe remove the banners.

I removed mine in time :)

rogue1896 · November 8, 2002

omg, it won't go away...oh, that's why. wait, that's not fair. he puts out slanderous remarks about my gaming ability and he claims bs and i can't say that i am against it? whatever. fine. gob, can you remove this? i'm trying to put a ordos picture down there but it won't stick. i promise i won't do it again, but i will not say i am sorry.

Anathema · November 8, 2002

Damn, and I thought FAN was my best idea ever :-

Just keep the red text- quite a few people have it now.

Terror · November 10, 2002

hmm k back from denmark, and aside from all those dune fans i also saw a gorgeous country

it's rank in my favorite countries list has risen toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

tatatatadatatadtata

NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!

any people on this board that live there? i was in Viborg and Djaubjerg. gorgeous landscapes!. i'm moving in there in a couple of years 8)

rogue1896 · November 10, 2002

ahh, i see. so you managed to ward off my ninja kung fu karate jedi master ppl. very intriguing. i had my best men after you. but this is where it gets interesting ppl.

*rogue pulls out a very large weapon the length of his arm and the size of nav's ego*

*the word's NERF are written across the side*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY ULTRA-SHOT 3000 FROM NERF. hwuhahaha.

*rogue pulls the plastic trigger on the overly big NERF weapon and begins to pelt terror in the head with foam balls*

how much more of my destructive power can you take?! this is the end for you.

Terror · November 10, 2002

Terror smiles at Rogue and pulls out a gun twice the size of Navaros' ego out of his pocket and shoots Roge in the chest

HAH!

Navaros · November 10, 2002

the spam on this Forum sure is out of control lately, and the worst part is that a good majority of the spammers are Landsraad

Gobalopper · November 10, 2002

No one from the Landsraad has posted in this thread Nav...

rogue1896 · November 10, 2002

*rogue gets knocked back to the stone age (not literally). he hits a telephone pole hard and is once again, killed. or so you thought...* ouch, that really hurt! fortunately, you forgot to take into account that i have nav on my ignore list, so the pain was mere child's play. hwuhaha. *hops into his mino and walks down the street chasing terror* *rogue fires a single folly of four shots* let's see you use your non-emperor traitorizing ways to get out of this one. haha!

Terror · November 11, 2002

Terror dies with a 1000 bullets in his body.... BUT luckily he has yet another Ankh of reincarnation in his pocket and resurrects once again to start countering Rogue's attacks

rogue1896 · November 11, 2002

*mumbling*

alright, truce. see? here's a present for the truce. take it. go on. it's not a trap or anything.

*rogue hands over the gift to terror and awaits anxiously*

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