Smiley Stories

[Dragoon Knight]

OK, this is probably one of the most random threads I've ever made, but here goes.  Post your own Smiley Story, using all of the smileys that FED2k offers.  I'm just really bored at the moment, so random thoughts and stupid ideas abound. :P

OK, here's my very own, possibly first (and last) EVER... Smiley Story!!

:) Yay, I'm a happy guy!

;) Got my girlfriend, she loves me...

;D I'll go see her... [goes into bedroom] Honey, I'm...

>:( WHAT THE HELL?!  Get out of here you asshole!  Get off my girl!

:( I can't believe you cheated on me... [girlfriend runs off]

:'( My girlfriend... CHEATED on me!  Waaaaaaaah!

:O What am I gonna do?  My life is over...

8) Heh... I know... I'll kill them!

??? But how?

::) Ahhh, of course... I have the perfect plan...

:P I'll rain stabbity death upon them both!  Bwah ha haaaaa!

:-[ But wait... I can't... I'm no killer....

:-X The guilt would get to me... I'd turn myself in sooner or later...

:- What to do now, though?

:D I know... I'll get it on with her sister!  She's even HOTTER!

:-* Sweet lovin', here I come!

The end. :D

[Dante]

Weirdness indeed, but what the hell...

O0 Hello everyone, I'm going for a haircut.

:) There we are, that's better.

??? Hang on a moment...

:O I'm BALD!

>:( Ooh, I'll get that evil hairdresser for this...

^-^ I am ze hairdresser! I am so smug!

::) Zat foolish customer, thinking I'm authentic.

;D I couldn't cut butter!

:-* Now I am going home to my beautiful wife!

;) Little does he know, I've put a 'surprise' under his car.

:( Le argh! I am blown up!

:'( I am deaded!

8) Aah, that's better.

:P Revenge is mine!

:D That'll show him!

:-[ Oops, everyone noticed the explosion.

:-X Better not tell anyone it was me.

:- Oo-err, I don't feel so good...

>:D Hello, mate.

[Acriku]

Hmm.. interesting, let me cook something up *claps hands*

*poof!*

:) Ah, the start of a new day. *yawn*

;) I look forward to seeing hundreds of sorority girls on campus.

:D I can wear my favorite outfit today!

;D I'll wear my favorite cologne, too.

>:( Ah, fuck I have Physical Training [P.T.] today for ROTC!

:( I'm going to be so tired today.

:O Holy shit P.T. wore my entire body out!

8) It's all worth it to get into the US Air Force.

??? Or is it?

::) Why am I asking you, civilian!

:P I get to travel all over the world and you don't!

:-[ Or I'll fail ROTC and be laughed at.

:-X Perhaps I should stop now.

:- It would save me the trouble, and embarrasment.

:-* But women love a man in uniform.

:'( I wonder if that's true.

[Marcel71]

:) It is friday and i am going home

8) I drive with my car 200 km/h over the German highway

:O YAIIKS a truck pulls to the left lane where i am driving

>:( I could break in time, but what a MOFO

:P I feel like having an icecream to lick, so i pull over at a gasstation

:-* This beautifull girl is hitchhiking, and i take her with me

;) She says: i am greatfull i can drive with you, how can i show my gratitude

::) hmmmm i think... this is a pretty girl, let me think of something

??? I ask her to give me a 'special' kind of massage

:D She smiles and says: it will be VERY special..

:-[ She puts her hands on my legs as she starts massaging my legs...

:-X I try to be quiet..

:- Something is happening down there it gets VERY warm...

:( Auch, Auch she dropped her cigarette on the couch and it catches on fire

:'( I crash the car next to the road, jump out and the car goes up in flames

;D Moral of the story: Absolutelly NONE what so ever...

[Caid Ivik]

:(  this has no sense

::)  are you sure?

>:(  of course, who are you to ask?

:P  alter ego, you schizie

???  I think I am insane

;)  many are

:-[  I am of many?

;D  surely, many think they aren't, but are false

:-  how can I know?

:D  you already knew, just forgot

:o  when?

:)  now

:'(  I am lost

:-*  not fully

:-X  turn off! turn off you ***!

[Tako]

>:( wath a bunch of ..

:O I mean what some people write

;) I know I've seen you're writing

??? That's not mine that is yours

:O ..... ( runs away)

;) now that I got rid of him

8) lets have a party!

:D lets get drunk and go to the red light district

;D like you would pull it of when you are drunk

>:( I'll prove it

??? well it has been ours where is he?

:-* I'm leaving this is bad for my income

::) I knew he could not pull it of

:-* could not pull it of? he has been at it for hours! I can't take it anymore

:-X damn

;D Where she go? I wanna go again

:- no money no show!

:'( I wanna go again

[The_Sadukar]

:( I'm bored...

:- I can't think of anything to do..

:'( It's really sad... quite depressing in fact...

:-[ Argh! I'm a blemish on my kinsmen's honour, crying and admitting that I'm depressed

??? I must do something to redeem myself, but what?

8) I know, I'll pluder all of England and slay their leader or drive him from the country

:P But how will I do it, all on my own?

::) I know! I'll use my superior Nordic powers

:) *Sets sail for England*

;D Jarr! I've landed, time to fight and plunder!

:-X I shouldn't say this, but is that really all of the English warriors?

>:( Bloody Anglo-Saxons, you are too few to put up any fight at all, there is neither fun, nor honour in this!

;) Hephey! I've just vanquised the entire English army!

:D Time to sack London

:o Wow! Look at all that loot!

:-* Jarr! And all those women!

Hehe, this is fun:D