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(OT) Why does Santa come from the north pole? Why not the south pole?

Well I'm going to New York so that's part of my present but I also want an MP3 Player as well.

Because the South Pole sucks, and this way he gets to live in Canada.

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Dear Santa

I wish you could make every day last 34 hours instead of 24. That would be brilliant. I need more spare time, and I'm not usually tired when I go to bed.

make that 48 hours ;)

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Pfft! Peace on Earth. Good health. Family. Santa is not an ambassador, nor a doctor, nor a taxi service. Those are suckers' wishes! Give me a DeLorean, or give me death!

Oh, night vision goggles would also be sweet. Thanks in advance, Santa.

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