Extra! Extra! Michael Jackson -alien?

[Dude_Doc]

"You heard right. I have now the revolutionary picture that will shock the entire world! Michael Jackson is one of the aliens that were recovered from the Roswell-crash!"

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[Big D]

:oI knew it, I just knew it ;D

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

Wha...

[Andrew]

Or maybe it is his clone? No wonder he hasn't been found yet to be charged. ;)

[Mahdi]

Yeah, well he'll be in jail soon enough. I hope.

[Inoculator9]

Most certainly.

[Dude_Doc]

Actually, I have a really interesting thought about both Michael Jackson and aliens.

Well, first of all, it's really a pity that Jackson don't understand the wickedness of this world, that you can't "live" with children without anyone accusing you for molestation.

Anyways, I see a parallell here, between Jackson and aliens. First of all: is Michael Jackson guilty? There is no proof, but many different persons say he is guilty. And this can't just be a big great conspiracy against Michael Jackson, or can it?

UFOs. Many people "say" that they have seen UFOs, and not only in one place, but all around the world. Does this mean that UFOs are real, and that "they" have visited us?

I don't know, maybe it's just me, or does anyone else think these parallells are... rational?

[slaphapy]

michael jackson wont be put in jail....... they never put celebrities in jail... just like martha stuart, she gets a slap on the rist pays a little out of her billions of dollars and she moves on....

although michael jackson is already in like 14 million dollar debt but when they sell his stuff and his house that might change and then he'll have to pay and maybe have to start singing again although i bet not many people will even buy his stuff...

[Dante]

Why should we care?

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

I think that the police in america just hate him....

[Mahdi]

Police just hate him? More likley they're trying to get a child molestor off the streets ::)

He would have been convicted last time if he hadn't bought off the kids parents with $20 million dollars.